Karenitis

A disease that only attacks the female immune system, specifically middle aged women. This disease attacks discreetly and cannot be detected, and eventually reaches the brain to alter brain chemistry. This disease is also known to grow the tip of the jaw bone outward, creating a longer chin that sticks out from the face longer than the nose. Other symptoms include a flatter buttox, and the spine to cause them to walk like a duck.

Symptoms:

- Deflated Buttox
- Duck-Like Walk
- Perky Lips
- Extended Chin
- Nasty Behavior

Woman: I would like to speak to your manager!

Pizza Guy: Do you have karenitis?

by steammustachio August 31, 2025

Karen

Likely a math teacher. Karens (not the "MANAGER!!" ones) are funny to watch be all crazy, they're really funny as long as you don't let them down. They can be quite scary at times if you make them angry but over all great people!

"I got Mrs. Karen for math"
"Oh boy I had her last year, she's crazy"

by GamingOffTopic_ April 28, 2021

Karen

Will divorce you after 20-year long marriage

Karen no not the kids!

by asdfasdfqwerqwer January 29, 2019

Karen

An masculine name used mainly in Armenian communities and in diaspora. Has nothig to do with the stereotype Karen.

My father's name is Karen, he took me from my mother.

by andresferaria October 31, 2020

Serial Karen

An entitled person with a pattern of playing the victim to avoid responsibility for the consequences of their actions or to gain sympathy or something monetarily.

This is the third time that woman has come in here to complain about her coffee despite it being made exactly how she ordered it, she must be a serial Karen.

by KittyQuickClaw September 28, 2022

dusty karen

The act of putting on tight yoga pants that have a minimum of a six inch skid mark then sticking your arms in each pant leg while attempting to chew through the pants at the location of the skid mark while screening Annie you ok you ok you ok Annie. Then getting knocked unconscious by a 50lb bag of flour moving at a speed of over 60 mph

She didn’t do her assignment right so the teacher gave her the dusty Karen

by Cameron Arnold December 4, 2020

Online Karen

Term used for women who use online comments to share their closed minded and unnecessary remarks. They are similar to Karens. They are often middle aged Caucasian women with short hair resembling a chicken’s ass. They also can be found driving GMC SUVs and feel they don’t need to use their turn signals. They feel that drinking Starbucks coffee makes them sophisticated and are mad at the world because they’re grandchildren are of a mixed couple.

Someone needs to tell this online Karen to stay offline.

by Grizzled82 May 5, 2020