The king's academy

The happiest place on Earth

just kidding

by joe September 30, 2003

Kottonmouth Kings

A band from Southern California that not many people know about. If you asked 100 peopel maybe 2 would know. They sing about the important things in life:drugs, sex, girls, and the legalization of weed. They send a very postive attitude out to their listeners. Since 1998 they have put out 13 cds and they always have more stuff coming.

Kottonmouth Kings Lyrics:
"4-2-0"

“we got all types”– At 4-2-0 yeah our clocks is always altered- “we talking pounds” These
anti-hero’s are just here to serve you proper “Roll that shit up” So leave those blessings right
up here upon the alter “pass it around” at 4-2-0 everybody’s burning Ganja”

by Brittany K December 29, 2006

King Schlong

The gay porno version of Peter Jacksons 'King Kong'.
King Schlong is expected to be a great hit within the homosexual community!

Husband: We should see King Schlong I hear it's supposed to be very good
Wife: King Schlong is for gay people hunny, LoLz0rz
Husband: Yeh, about that...

by zzzzzzzzur December 17, 2005

King-of-Chat

A pedofile that employs chatrooms and message boards to lure victims.

"Watch out for a King-of-Chat in chatrooms devoted to court topics."

by tribe1 January 12, 2009

King of the Nerds

A title given to the very select few. The requirements for such an honor include the ability to ask seemingly obvious questions, to know everything there is to know about transformers, to have a secret hand shake or signal, and to wear glasses. The title can only be obtained by the successful challenge and defeat of a former king in a math competion.

"What is e, o most noble King of the Nerds?"
"Why it's 2.718 of course you ruffian!"

by The King of the Nerds February 28, 2009

king of pimps

noun. It's all there in the name. not just a pimp, not just a king, but THE king of all PIMPS. Used as an extremely high praise for someone (usually a male).

Second only to The Pimp God or the God of Pimps.

dude1: "...so he walks out of the bank, head to toe armani and flossin, casually sticks his elbow out to catch the chin of a passing bankrobber, leans over to pick a solid gold ring off the floor, and in the meantime pinches 3 girls asses with his free hand, who then flocked to him to admire his courage and jewlery. it was nuts!"

dude2: "holy shit, that guy must be the king of pimps!"

by Olly J April 23, 2006

King Retard

Some one who is retarded, but is so retarded that they are seen to be cool by everyone else.

That guy is such a king retard! Everyone loves him!

by Fairey May 25, 2008