Jason

The biggest simp in the world, also looks like a girl

Jason likes YuTong

by angelo is a snake March 11, 2020

Jason

The act of going to the toilet to do a poo.

Hang on, I'm just going for a Jason.

by AussieB1 May 20, 2020

Jason

Usually a guy who doesn’t smell the best and knows EVERYTHING other nick names is stinky and puke.

Hey Robert did you see Jason over there knowing everything?

by Nicfannister June 5, 2020

Jason

Usually is a player put can’t pull any girls you’ll see him simp for girls but nothing ever happens, ego is always as big as their forehead

Man Jason’s been simping for a month and he’s still single

by Car_Man June 24, 2020

Jason

A very mean and abusive person he doesnt like people like that

My freind is being a Jason

by djyonder37 September 3, 2020

Jason

Typically a 40 year old man who will start a scene watching football at the local Buffalo Wild Wings. He will also get drunk at the restaurant for Drinking too much Bud Light. Most Jasons are Irish descent and are New England Patroit fans or Green Bay Packers fans.

"Honey! Stop acting Like a Jason!"

by 69disan69dat January 10, 2021

JasonYeet

A insane Minecraft player of many varieties. Some say he never lost a match in pvp and is the best at bedwars

Person: Omg JasonYeet is too good at the game I wish I was as good as him omgomg

by MayormaynotbeJason January 29, 2021