Jason

A relatively nice guy who the girls are all over. Jasons like to take Jewish holidays off even if they aren't 100% Jewish. Often times they are a drama queen about the stupidest of things. Jason's are also tons of fun to piss off.

Dude that guy is such a fucking Jason.

I know he took off russiashauna

by urfavoritebuttman69 October 30, 2019

Jason

A person with the same IQ than a grandfather clock, can't take a hint and constantly gives the teacher a mental breakdown and gets screamed at.

Bro Jason is totally going to get expelled this time

by @therealKermitthefrog December 5, 2019

Jason

Jason is a kind, ironically funny person, who when in a relationship he would do anything for the women he loves. Everyone knows a Jason. Jason’s tend to wait for the right person for a relationship, and may fail along the way, but in the end he turns out triumphant. Jason tends to go though a variety of emotions, and are very sensitive, but are amazing in bed.

Jason made love to his girlfriend, and skateboarded of into the night.

by Brooklyn Kuhan December 6, 2021

Jason

Jason is a guy who likes to dress and is mainly to himself, People like him are fly

Hey jason right there is super fly ash I’m not going to lie

by thatiskindatrue March 21, 2025

Jason shaw

Typically a dirty nonce who has a small willy and he sticks it in his main ting then his side ting Denise

Mad how he’s a Jason Shaw

by Munob May 13, 2019

Jason

Motion

We working like Jason today my back hurt

by anonymous December 14, 2023

Jason-ism

A term referring to how Jasons speak.

Examples include:
"She dummy thicc"

"Pause... big pause"
"if it ain't snowing I ain't going"
"He's gay for sure"
"Down bad"
"Aight bruh"
"Imma pull up"
"Lakers in 4"

"Hey Arianne, wanna learn some Jason-isms?" "Aight bruh"

by humd July 27, 2022