Italian nap

When you go to the local Italian joint in your area, then suddenly you realize you're covered in olive oil from the bread dipping. You then decide to go home and set up the slip and slide in bed and take her to poundtown, and then drizzle tiramisu all over her belly.

We hit up the best spot in town for some Lasagna. And then we rushed home to take an Italian nap.

by Importeater84ny November 13, 2025

Italian Brainrot

A type of meme where an ai generated image is shown with a text-to-speech voice speaking Italian saying random things or something downright deplorable.

Italian Brainrot is the most unfunny meme I have ever witnessed!

by NotHchom May 30, 2025

Italian wetmop

A regal act worthy of the Caesars of Rome. This action involves not showering for a minimum period of 3 days. During this period, one's scrotum becomes a melting pot of sweat, oil, and vinegar. After the marinating process, the person approaches either a sleeping girlfriend or unsuspecting female and drops their wet sack directly onto the victim's eyes, with the asshole over the nose. The sleeper will awaken to a warm Italian howdy. Rustic with a touch of pink eye

Boyfriend: Good morning sweetness.
Girlfriend: OH gawd! What have you done to me?!
Boyfriend: The old Italian Wetmop girl! I'll drive you to the clinic

by Catsinthevents July 31, 2022

Italian stallion

Italian stallion is an Italian guy that is really hung, often used in reference to porn stars that are hung like the legendary Ron Jeremy.

George: Man that dude is really hung!

Lisa: And you're really gay, aren't you?

George: Yes I am.

Giuseppe: I'm an Italian Stallion.

Armando: Moo moo brown cow.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

He thought he was Italian

An anti-semitic dog whistle phrase. Used when encountering someone who is Jewish. It is a play on the "Italian's aren't Jewish" joke, see the relevant family guy skit. The phrase itself is ironically derived from the title of a song, He Thought He was Italian by The Barcelona Gypsy Klezmer Orchestra, this song is a very Jewish, Klezmer song. It is unclear whether the two "He's" mentioned in the title are two different people(ie, someone thought that another person was Italian and they were actually Jewish) or if it is both the same man(ie, a person from Italy is unaware of their Jewish ancestry.

"Italian music. Yeah right. He thought he was Italian."

by Tourniquette October 28, 2025

Italian snorkel

Roman meat helmet with penis into the mouth

She wanted a Roman meat helmet but I gave her an Italian snorkel

by Smellyalater September 23, 2023

Short Italian

There name usually starts with an A, they are a great person. Very funny but sometimes also a jerk, they are very short as why they are short Italian. They usually have very many friends and are very accepting. They live in canada as well, I hope to be friends with a short Italian. If you meet one remember to bring up fortnite cause thats there only hobby

Me: Hey short Italian
Them: Tf Is a short Italian?
Me: You,check urban dictonary dumbass 🙄

by Samm_qwq2918 December 21, 2021