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your bake

In Belfast your bake is slang for your face
Clean your bake
by 0310 May 29, 2017
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Your Mom

1. A very nice lady that makes meals for you and your family. Acts like she enjoys your friends company more than your's.

2. The response a middle schooler would give you, goes well with "who asked","Joe who?", and "To your left".
(Zeke)- I hope we don't go against some sweats.

(Mathew)- ...Your Mom
by Soupy Man 69 April 27, 2021
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Your Dad

A non-existent thing. Other people have one, but you don't. Besides your dad might be the Lorax or Antione Castillo.
Person: My dad took me camping.
You: Shut the fuck up you stupid bitch, you know I don't have a dad!
Person: Ok, Ok
You: Anyway your moms a whore, so he might not even be your dad, bitch.
Person: (Crying)
by Cocksucker96 February 1, 2023
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your mom

by ilikedrawinglolhaha December 8, 2018
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your mom

she is your mom duuhhhh
omg is that a bird no its your mom
by whip with that food November 29, 2018
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Your mother

Your mother is one of the largest and heaviest objects in the universe, weighing in at 1.989 x 1030 kg. To get an idea of how big this is, this is 330,000 times the weight (mass) of Earth. In our solar system, your mother is by far the heaviest object.
Mary: What is the heaviest thing in the universe?
Jeremy: Your mother
by BallSweat69 May 8, 2022
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your mom

✨your mom
by caffeinatedfiend July 18, 2023
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