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A beautiful person and loves to play video games. Americas are very sweet, kind, fun, and cool if you ever meet a America you are lucky because they are one of the most funniest person to ever live. They’re smile is amazing, they are just really perfect. Americas have a perfect body and perfect smile! Theirs nothing wrong about Americas
Boy: who is that wonderful and beautiful girl
Girl: that’s America she’s amazing
by Bbcloverandonlylover69 November 22, 2021
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America

America (or the USA). One of the most iconic & most hated places ever.
I'm American myself, but even I'll admit there are flaws so this will be non-defensive or whatever.

Pros:

• This country has some of the best geography ever.

From the Rocky Mountains to the Grand Canyon, you have to admit that is pretty good sights.
• The people here are very friendly (except New Jerseyans), and they are very welcoming (especially in Texas).

• America has done a lot for the economy & they are the ones who ally with the countries that usually hate them (aka Europeans mostly).
• America has helped other countries & they worked together with other countries.
• Highest GDP.
Cons:
• The politicians can be corrupt.
• The politicians can lie (looking at you presidents).
• Some people are a-holes (again, New Jerseyans).
• Some people are fat (mostly the southern states like Texas, where I live).

Now, America gets a lot of flack for "eVeRYoNE iS FAt" & "eVEYonE thERe iS DUm" but this is the thing most American haters don't realize. This is a minority of America, & it is mostly in the south so these people are hating on America just because of a few people.
Also, what these people don't realize is that every country has its flaws. And these people talk all this crap to America. Bro, admit wherever you live isn't perfect either.
I like other countries, so why can't they like us?

So can't be united, and get along? Please?
Me: I live in America
A European Idiot: Oh, you live in burgerland & fatland? Ha, you are too stupid to use the metric system!
A Cool Random Dude: Can't we get along, please?
by klem_box47 December 1, 2021
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America

The land where you can buy guns at a dollar store.
AMERICA! FUCK YA!!
by Gameknight999 October 31, 2019
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A sexual act where the male ejaculated on the woman's face, then sprinkles some of his body hair on her face and utters the words, "it was a complete success Gary, or should I say hachmed!"
I gave the Mrs the team america (aka the hachmed) last night. She loved my beard hair stuck on her face
by Stupidkidaimbotfrikkinghacker November 18, 2020
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Andre (Smile America)

stupid hoebag from southern texas that prank called Ryan Hollingsworth when Jack W. was around
by iwasamistake November 8, 2020
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Communist Party of America

Not to be confused with : "Chinese Communist Party" or the "Dark Republican Party".

The Communist Party of America is the alternative nickname for "Communist Party USA".
Person 1: What is another way of saying Communist Party USA?
Person 2: Communist Party of America.
by MST3K I like December 27, 2020
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America

Britain’s angsty child who moved out, immediately went into debt, and makes the worst choices occasionally - all while simultaneously being high or drunk or just plain dying (AKA your average college student).
I used to think Australia was wild, but look at America!
by cantamani January 3, 2021
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