i'm soft now

When something not cool makes you soft.

Person A: *Shows a picture of a cat rather than themselves*
Person B: I'm soft now

by Adam Nic October 09, 2018

Golly I'm Parched

A phrase to use when your thirst must be quenched by wonderful water.

Gee Golly I'm parched teacher. May I go get some water?

No, fuck off.

by Adomzz January 25, 2021

i'm all day

your a dominant force

Jamal: I'm all day.
Mike: Your only joking.
Jamal: Come again?
Mike: As you would be, I guess.

by Jamal Day August 18, 2008

I'm watching you

don't check your door tonight and i'd keep your curtains closed tonight.

you are a bum you stinky boy i'm watching you

by Bathmooom748 May 05, 2022

Hi I'm cool

Hi I'm from spongebob

Hi I'm cool like you are

by Zgzggdhd June 25, 2022

I'm gonna pog

both expressing a high amount of joy, and nutting as hard as you can.

Sarah: Dude that dream is a psychic dream
Jake: Oh shit you're right, I think I'm gonna pog

by MsterGhost July 30, 2021

I'm fed up

A term used to describe that someone is sick and tired of anyone's shit.

Guy 1: JOE MAMA IS SO FAT, UGLY, AND STUPID!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 2: OH MY GOD! I'M FED UP WITH YOU AND YOUR SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Karma will get you! March 24, 2022