A band consisting of 2 or 3 (or more) male men that play crazy music. (like alternative, psychedelic, blues, and rock all put together). The guitarist should have long brown hair and a really cool necklace. He should also only sing Bob Dylan songs. The paino, bass, and paino horn dude should have curly brown hair. He should also be able to sing and yell at the same time because that makes everyone smile. The drummer guy should have blonde straight hair and be able to sing, play drums, and some how play harmonica at the same time. They should all either have converse or vans or TOMS or some other organic shoe type. Normally at least one person in the band has to wear skinny jeans. More importantly, they know how to put on an entertaining and amazing show.
a: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
b: I don't know, but I want to go see a really cool hipster band.
a: Oh! Like The Black Keys, Learn the band, or Klaxons?
b: Hell yeah!
b: I don't know, but I want to go see a really cool hipster band.
a: Oh! Like The Black Keys, Learn the band, or Klaxons?
b: Hell yeah!
by Kelsohall March 21, 2011

(Noun.)-
This is a term primarily used to refer to outdated looking wannabes who still refer to themselves as "hipsters". They will usually sport striped t-shirts or flannels and skinny jeans, and generally think mustaches and PBR are still "hip". They frequently gather at pop-punk shows, where other Binghamton Hipsters continually perpetuate the myth that all of this is somehow still cool or relevant. The term originated in Binghamton, NY- a place where the internet is apparently stuck in 2008 and people still sit around discussing how "indie" Death Cab For Cutie's first album is.
This is a term primarily used to refer to outdated looking wannabes who still refer to themselves as "hipsters". They will usually sport striped t-shirts or flannels and skinny jeans, and generally think mustaches and PBR are still "hip". They frequently gather at pop-punk shows, where other Binghamton Hipsters continually perpetuate the myth that all of this is somehow still cool or relevant. The term originated in Binghamton, NY- a place where the internet is apparently stuck in 2008 and people still sit around discussing how "indie" Death Cab For Cutie's first album is.
Binghamton Hipster: "Well I definitely wouldn't say I'm a hipster, I'm just really into the underground music scene..."
Me: "Don't worry, I would never say you were a hipster, but you are definitely a Binghamton Hipster, speaking of, do you want any of my old Taking Back Sunday cd's from the 8th grade?"
Me: "Don't worry, I would never say you were a hipster, but you are definitely a Binghamton Hipster, speaking of, do you want any of my old Taking Back Sunday cd's from the 8th grade?"
by Hailey Porter September 4, 2013

An individual who makes it very well known he supports a football club after they achieve a certain feat or achievement. A Football Hipster will post heavily on social mediums to reinforce that they've been long term fans.
Borussia Dortmund were dark horse's in last years Champions League and when they reached the finals many Football hipsters jumped on there band wagon.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.
Dave: Did you see the Champions League last night? Dortmund did well to get that far.
Bill: Ive supported Dortmund my whole life, I believed in them all the way.
Dave: Shut the fuck up. Football Hipster.
by KeyKeyWhitsWhits. November 3, 2013

Those who spend their time shaving their facial hair in odd ways specifically for parties with themes you wouldn't know about. They tuck their non-Levi's jeans into their vintage cowboy boots and stop at random ranches to take pictures with their Canon Rebel. Often fans of Miike Snow, and spend their spare time making their own random songs on their iPhone.
Their diet mainly consists of taquitos and wine.
Typically found in Santa Ynez, California, or in caves far far away from civilization.
Their diet mainly consists of taquitos and wine.
Typically found in Santa Ynez, California, or in caves far far away from civilization.
Wow, he's wearing turquoise colored boots and has a camera around his neck? Must be a cowboy hipster.
by Asparagus Face July 24, 2012

"Golden Hipster" a Hipster that is well above the age of your parents laughing at something that you little half autistic brother wouldn't even find funny.
by aaronglaser December 12, 2009

A hipster who is a fake friend of an individual who is not a hipster. S/he doesn't want a serious friendship, so if you have a hipster friend, sooner or later s/he will stab you in the back or let you down.
Person 1: That fucker! When I told him I need his help he suddenly disappeared. And now, when I meet him on the street he looks away.
Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.
Person 2: Nevermind, bro, he was just a hipster friend.
by bluesmaster December 12, 2012

An individual who frequents the hipster scene but wears and promotes name/designer brands. Doesn't particularly enjoy thrifting but likes consignment stores for a good bargain on designer brands.
by casey mae January 17, 2011
