Do you have a membership??

it means do u have a membership?? 😡

Karen at the gym asked Do you have a membership?? (very loudly).

by GIRLL PLSSS March 26, 2022

You have my word

Another way of saying ''You can trust me''

Hey bro. I swear, i wont cheat on your sister. You have my word

by 6Cist May 14, 2023

It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!

Could it have been? 😑 Really? Would I have had to (in any way) publicly affirm values in which I do not actually believe (i.e. Hard work, your religious presuppositions, political views, the you are not inferior to me, etc)? Because then, no, it COULDN'T hvae been me.

Retard "It CoUlD hAvE bEeN yOu!"

Hym "Is the only thing stopping it from being me, YOU, being a bitch? Is that the only thing obstructing my path? Because if I have to do LITERALLY ANYTHING for it to have been me then, no, it couldn't have."

by Hym Iam September 18, 2023

But do you have timbs

The worst comeback in all of mankind. It’s no u but on steroids. It takes all the roasts and sends them back times timb dog.

Jack: you’re gramp tramp
Dave:but do you have timbs?
Jack instantly dies, God becomes gay, the universe dies

by Timblover69 May 13, 2018

I have brought peace

i have indeed brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire.

but i did not recieve the rank of master.

"i have brought peace, freedom and justice to my new empire"

"Your new empire?"

by OkayJens September 18, 2020

Blood must have Blood

Quote from the TV show The 100. Means that each attack will be equally reciprocated. Those attacked will retaliate, as a way of making the original attackers pay and to even the score. Same idea as Mesopotamian emperor Hammurabi's law "an eye for an eye."

You slapped me, now I get to slap you back. Blood must have blood.

by kickassdeadgirl January 15, 2020

we all have goals.

response when someone does something goal worthy.

you: I'm gonna poop in your face hole!
me: we all have goals.

by richardisadick July 4, 2014