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Hairy Morris

(n)

1. Act of inflicting pain on someone by forcefully pulling the pubic hair while giving a blowjob.

2. (metaphor) Deceiving someone with a bad or harmful experience while making him think that it was going to be enjoyable or fruitful.
1. I didn't think she noticed at the time, but when Susan gave me that Hairy Morris, I realized that she didn't appreciate me making eyes at her mom.

2. When the company said it was going to take away the sick days and pay them out instead, people were initially happy, until they realized that they'd have to use vacation time as sick days now. The new policy turned out to be a real Hairy Morris.
by Maddermonk February 26, 2011
mugGet the Hairy Morrismug.

hairy fun meter

When the life of the party starts to unbutton his shirt from the top due to his or her hotness, this exposing the hairy parts that are normally covered. The gauge of fun that the party is currently at.
Dude, this party rocks! Mike’s hairy fun meter is pegged at 11! I can see his pubes!
by Mikey311sd January 27, 2018
mugGet the hairy fun metermug.

hairy otter

A much better story than Harry Potter and Hurry Pother. It is about a lovely magical otter that goes to a school called Pigwarts. If you call your friend Hairy Otter, they’ll be your friend forever! (hopefully)
by *blink blink* April 4, 2021
mugGet the hairy ottermug.

Hairy flange

It is when the female has not shaved her genitalia for an excessive amount of time
by Leon quinn June 21, 2017
mugGet the Hairy flangemug.

Hairy Panic

The feeling One gets when removing a new sexual partner's under garments for the first time to reveal an usually large amount of pubic hair.
I removed her knickers and a hairy panic immediately overwhelmed me!
by AJ Bucko September 8, 2016
mugGet the Hairy Panicmug.

Hairy Harness

When a girl is giving you head and you take her hair and tie it around your back so she can't pull off.
So this chick was giving me head but she kept stopping to breathe, so I put her in a hairy harness!!
by twatsnack July 21, 2016
mugGet the Hairy Harnessmug.

This bitch hairy

its self explanatory this bitch hairy
i was about to tap up then this bitch was hella hairy i said This bitch hairy af
by niga69420 February 10, 2020
mugGet the This bitch hairymug.

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