grease the pipe

a way of saying fap or mastrubate

When do you grease the pipe man ? I do it when I'm alone in the room.

by lethalgiangster January 31, 2019

Greasing the Cross

Basically a Christian masturbating (inspired by another masturbation phrase called 'Greasing the Monkey').

This is sometimes done to piss off extremist Christians who think that you'll rot in Hell for jacking off.

Regan from The Exorcist was greasing the cross before it was cool.

by CelticEagle February 10, 2019

Grease Jocky

The greasiest person you know. Sits in filth, takes no showers, and wears the same clothes all the time.

Person 1: Did you see that guy who’s always wearing the same hoodie?

Person 2: Omg yes! He’s such a grease jocky!

by Blazeit June 17, 2019

Greaser

The act of slightly warming up a hot dog to let a little grease out then proceed To put it up ones ass

Dude mike was so drunk last night I convinced him to do a greaser

by Acid raves March 24, 2019

grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous

That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one

by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019

Greased

The act of completing or consuming something extremely fast.

"Damn, we're gonna be late for class. Let me grease these yogurts real quick."
"I just greased the fuck out of that midterm. Shit was easy af."

by LSGOE March 31, 2019

greas't

A person, who smokes cigarettes, black & milds, and/or dips. The word specifically references the apparent lack of personal hygiene. Allowing pools of grease to form all on said persons skin and hair. Giving a shinny look to their whole person.

"Yo, did you see that guy? He's so greas't up!"

"Yeah dawg, you can smell him from a mile away. A stench of body odor, and tobacco. Gross. I wonder if he's seen a bar of soap recently..."

by killblind666 April 10, 2019