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Goon

When you love to be Horne and masturbate :DDDDDD
"Ahhhh! I'm such a goon tee-hee"
by ermnahgh May 8, 2024
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Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning

When a Vietnamese man is stroke their dick so hard, that his eyelids flutter.
Many Vietnamese men are doing the Tuan Phouc Dinh Huu Gooning. It is when you goon and do it so long and so hard that your eyelids flutter very hard. Then you are cumming and keep foreskin closed, so that it doesnt count as ejaculation.
by Jonas187 February 2, 2025
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Derek's Goon Technique

(Derek's Goon Technique) An individual by the name of Derek Pulls down his zipper and exposes they're penis in the middle of class and yells "Derek!" then pulls down his pants with no shame to fully reveal the size of it, usually in the presence of females.
Derek! Stop Using you're technique.. it's making the girls go CRAZY! (Derek's Goon Technique)
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
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Goon

A slur used to describe Chinese-Americans that move to America to open Chinese restaurants
I'm pretty sure the goons next door stole my cat for their lunch special today.
by Giddyupgus March 5, 2023
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Goon

An act of pleasure involving moving your hand up and down your genitals.

Also known as Jerk off or Wank
"Jack likes to goon 3 times per day"
by Methlover67 October 7, 2025
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Goon Titting

The art of concealing cask wine in your breast region in order to smuggle alcohol into a venue or event.
Prior to an event, a woman decides it is an opportunity for Goon Titting. She removes the silver bladder of wine from the box and tactfully inserts it into her sports bra so as to appear as though she is has a large bust, but rather is concealing 2 litres of organic wine.
by Thrupple September 26, 2023
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Goon cocoon

Watching porn for hours on end with monitors or screens diplaying a variety of video that goes 360 deg. around the viewer.
I can't wait to get home to my goon cave and be surrounded by pics of sqiurting bodily fluids as I edge my self all night long in a goon cocoon.
by Otis Dreading June 1, 2024
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