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Girlfriend

Something you will never have loser!๐Ÿ˜
Boy1.โ€ When will I get a girlfriend?โ€
Boy2.โ€never cuz ur are a loserโ€
by Urmum!๐Ÿ˜Œ December 11, 2021
mugGet the Girlfriendmug.

un-girlfriend

A girl who can not agree or disagree to being called your girlfriend and likes being celebrated every day as your girlfriend, (as Alice in Wonderland celebrated her un-birthday 364 days of the year) but is reluctant to accept the label of girlfriend because she is in denial of being someone's bae and non-committal to a stereotype she has clearly become and not been since high school.
One day before meeting up with friends, I asked "the girl I have been dating" how should I introduce her, suggesting that we are past the friend-zone. She jokes with a smile, "how about with un-girlfriend?" and kisses me on the cheek.
by jmac1973 June 12, 2023
mugGet the un-girlfriendmug.

kelis girlfriend

The girl dating the cool guy who has no need, and is too sexy for his sleeves .
Woah check out kelis girlfriend, her boyfriend has no sleeves! What happened to his sleeves?
by shaniashutup June 24, 2024
mugGet the kelis girlfriendmug.
When your girlfriend is giving you a golden shower and inadvertently defecates on you.
What started out as a lot of fun turned into a sloppy Joe from my girlfriend.
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
mugGet the Sloppy Joe from my Girlfriendmug.

happy girlfriend

Something that only exists when buying materialistic items for your girlfriend. Other than that, that shit ain't real.
Guy 1: Yo so last night I think I actually had a happy girlfriend

Guy 2: What did you buy her?

Guy 1: make up

Guy 2: nice...
by Joshua Herarah September 24, 2017
mugGet the happy girlfriendmug.

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