gogurt grip

how one commonly holds their dick when sending a dick pic; in reference to the yogurt tubes snacks from the 90s

"Why is everyone doing the gogurt grip in their dick pics?"

by nanidafuqq April 14, 2025

Stink Grip

1. A mythical force of nature — the kind of vagina that could crush souls with its grip but also clear a room with its scent.
2. A paradox of pleasure and punishment; the ultimate test of lust vs. survival instincts.

“Bro, it was the best and worst night of my life — she had that stink grip. I couldn’t breathe… but I couldn’t leave.”

by Uncircumcised bandit May 13, 2025

Granny Grip

A mysteriously powerful, borderline terrifying pelvic squeeze that feels like it’s trying to crush your soul and your junk—often from someone much older than expected.

I thought it’d be casual, but she hit me with the granny grip and I saw my ancestors.

by Spaghetti Pencil June 14, 2025

Lotus grip suki gap

When using chopsticks to grasp testicles and insert them into the vagina

Later do you want to test my skills of lotus grip suki gap? I’ve gotten quite good at the first part.

by SexualMartialartist December 21, 2025

da boul wit da grippaz

a nickname for a person who you
A. Don't remember there name
B. Don't feel like sayin there name so you just say that

Look at da boul wit da grippaz he got on some wacked ass fuzzy slippaz ya dig?

by fatnickskedollaz March 16, 2009

Greased Egg grip

When you're shooting a handgun, you want to hold firmly enough that you hold on to the gun but not so that you're doing a Darth Vader death grip: "Greased Egg Grip". Hold it firmly enough it doesn't fly out of your hand but not so tight as to crack the egg and get it all over your shoes.

Man.. I can shoot my Beretta comfortably all day long with this Greased Egg grip without my Arthritis kicking in.. whoever thought of it was a genius!

by SRG720 January 27, 2012

dip and grip

The act of inserting one's finger or any object into their asshole, while jerking off

Last night I caught my roommate trying to dip and grip and he tried to play it off like nothing happened.

by THEBIGFISH6669 July 29, 2016