by Terribly Unfunny August 26, 2022
Get the Crotch Goblin mug.Using full (night before garbage collection) rolling green garbage cans launched at high speeds to cause severe vandalism to cars and property.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
Good places for ripe goblins are - houses with baby toys in the yard (diapers), houses with lots of pets, painters houses,
Good places to deploy goblins are long road stretches with rich snoby people
How To - get 4 people in a fast 4 door car, ride around and grab 4 goblins with good wheels - VERY IMPORTANT!!!!, next roll the goblins beside the car with your hand holding the goblin and accellerate to roughly 80-90mph find your targets and let each person release their green goblin. Results will vary every time but the outcome is always the same, if the goblin impacts the taget gets fubared.
yo man, Andy went out to Bartlett in the civic green goblin hunting. I bet he made a mess out of a couple of Escalades
by Joel Bishop January 16, 2007
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Get the cunt goblin mug.The man penetrates his lady friend in the 'doggy' position. At the point of climax, he puts his hands to the side of his body and flaps his hands/ arms as a goose would flap their wings. Usually done on a friday, after moosing on a thursday. Often followed by Footlosing on a Saturday. Goose-esque sound effects/shaking of the head are optional. See also Moosing and Footlosing
by Betty_Emma June 2, 2008
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Get the goblin mug.A goblin is a class above goon, and below gargoyle. The ranks are Goon==>Goblin==>Gargoyle. Everything about a goblin is better than a goon. Goblins don't take shit from goons, but may from gargoyle's. A goblin is good.
Chris: Santa Cruz has hella goon pearl!
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
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Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.
Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
Alex: its better than goon man, its goblin!
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Chris: Jordan Hodges is pretty goon.
Alex (referring to himself): Yea, but what's a goon to a goblin?
by ayegee February 12, 2010
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