The female equivalent of a boyfriend bomb. When as a woman, a guy you are interested in tells you he has a girlfriend.
I met this cute boy at the bar, and the conversation was going super well until he dropped the girlfriend grenade on me.
by acs35 February 27, 2024
Whilst enagaged in the act of missionary intercourse with your girlfriend, the deliberate act of saying a random or selected girls name will typically cause the girlfriend to react in a bucking motion. The game, is seeing how long you can hang on for.....
by BBBeewick June 22, 2017
When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
by madDarthvader2 May 03, 2016
by All Bets Hedged January 12, 2021
Boy:*punches his girlfriend*
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
Girl: oof that hurts you ar domestic abuser
Boy: NO IT'S NATIONAL PUNCH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DAY!!
Girl: Oh okay then!!!
by Majmun November 07, 2022
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Describes a period of time when a friend is uncontactable due to being loved up with/holed up with/obsessed with a new girlfriend. Person becomes as isolated and uncontactable as if they were on a desert island.
'Have you heard from John?'
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
'Nope, he's on girlfriend island. He's not calling anyone back. Totally out of the loop'.
by epqb May 19, 2024