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my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.
by 1173666 July 13, 2017
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Kiss girlfriend day

On Oct 28 it’s national Kiss your girlfriend day
Hey bby “grabs girlfriend and kisses her” ily on kiss girlfriend day
by Girlfriend_Boyfriends October 27, 2021
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College girlfriend

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.
by nilethe146 June 6, 2018
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Caring Girlfriend

The ultimate blend of affection and annoyance. She's the one who will drive you up the wall with endless nagging about taking your meds and wearing a coat, but she'll also be the first to hold your hand when life gets tough. She'll roast you with the precision of a gourmet chef but loves you more than a fat kid loves cake. Expect plenty of "I told you so's" when things go sideways, but also count on her to pick you up, dust you off, and help you try again. She'll stick by you through thick and thin, with a dedication that borders on "I'd-rather-commit-a-felony-than-break-up" loyalty. A whirlwind of sarcasm, love, and unwavering support—she's your rock, your partner in crime, and your favorite pain in the ass.
When Nyan ended up on the floor, Sloth laughed her ass off and managed a "told you so" every now and then. Being a caring girlfriend, she helped him up but will most likely roast him when the opportunity provides it.
by God_is_I May 19, 2024
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brennan’s girlfriend

she is very beautiful and has gorgeous pink hair,, she is so sweet and loves her some brennan !! also known as lavagirl . ♡ .
wowwww look at brennan’s girlfriend she’s soo hawtttt !!!
by lavagirlllll March 6, 2020
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Girlfriending

When you re-light the blunt for someone while they hold it.
I ended up girlfriending Quinn because the light went out on the j.
by _Kmoney_$$ March 1, 2025
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Your Mom's Girlfriend

Me. You say your mother is gay, so I'm her gf 😐
"Yo is that Your Mom's Girlfriend?"
"What the-"
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