by David Wight August 21, 2009
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by Ttam Gollub September 30, 2006
Get the facebook wedding mug.An online network that used to be exclusively for college students arranged in networks. Abbreviated FB sometimes. Networks were then extended to high schools and work places. Then users were allowed to create groups amongst themselves. A profile includes pictures of three types: added by the user, posted as the default profile picture (added to a seperate album), or tagged in other user's/groups photos. Birthdate, sexual orientation, relationship status, and location can also be shown. More details can be added in the profile, such as music & TV preferences, interests & activities, work information, and college/high school information and class schedules. Some annoying shit that was omitted from myspace was the height/weight thing (everyone was fucking 8'11 and 350 pounds!), myspace IM, banner ads, the heros section (everyone loved their fucking best friend, no shit we get it), and top friends. It elaborated on myspace by allowing a wall-to-wall view (mini convo), tagged photos, and the comment back feature. Has virtually no spam friend requests wanting you to check out bullshit webcams, unlike other sites. Unlike myspace, Mark Zuckerberg (the creator) does not start out as your friend (a la Tom). Also no crazy layouts and computer slowing shit. Mostly used by college students and high schoolers who plan on going to college. But gay people who don't go to college and dropped out of college and might not even work join, and pull a "No Network" status. Bullshit right thurrr. A stalker's dream because people tend to put better stuff in interests & activities, as well as posting screenames and phone numbers, and people can be tagged in any picture. A great way to keep in touch with people, keep tabs on that certain hot girl who parties a lot, or that hot boy who you happened to catch his name in class and want to add to recognize you exist.
Has a usage as a verb, "to facebook" can be the following:
a.) to post a wall comment
b.) to add as a friend on facebook
c.) To go to someone's profile, look at all their pictures and notice how fucking hot they are, but don't add them. Instead, continue to visit their site and see what they do and if they're still single or not.
d.) message someone on facebook
e.) To veg out bored to death on facebook.
Has a usage as a verb, "to facebook" can be the following:
a.) to post a wall comment
b.) to add as a friend on facebook
c.) To go to someone's profile, look at all their pictures and notice how fucking hot they are, but don't add them. Instead, continue to visit their site and see what they do and if they're still single or not.
d.) message someone on facebook
e.) To veg out bored to death on facebook.
Noun:
I checked my facebook today.
I looked her up on facebook.
Go on FB I wrote on your wall.
Verb:
a.) I facebooked you with the time of the concert.
b.) I facebooked that cute girl from class, hopefully she accepts it.
c.) I facebook that hot girl and stalk her like crazy
d.) I facebooked the math answers to you, check your inbox.
e.) I was facebooking all day and not doing my homework.
I checked my facebook today.
I looked her up on facebook.
Go on FB I wrote on your wall.
Verb:
a.) I facebooked you with the time of the concert.
b.) I facebooked that cute girl from class, hopefully she accepts it.
c.) I facebook that hot girl and stalk her like crazy
d.) I facebooked the math answers to you, check your inbox.
e.) I was facebooking all day and not doing my homework.
by Davey Mack January 13, 2008
Get the facebook mug.someone who uses facebook but is looking at other peoples profiles, going through their pix, reading their messages. It's a little like stalking.
you - "what are u doing?"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
me - "looking at my boyfriends ex girlfriends profile on facebook, according to her mini feed shes missing her ex"
you - "your such a facebook creeper"
me - "yea I know"
by xoangelmariexo January 4, 2009
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Get the Facebookism mug.A guy who thinks he's so popular just because he has +600 friends on Facebook, messed up statuses (example: '2m' for tomorrow. Or doubling the last letter, example: 'outt' instead of 'out'), writes poems/ surveys/ anything in their notes section and tags people they don't even know to make themselves look popular, has a profile picture of them taking a picture of themselves in the mirror flashing the peace sign and looking away from the camera, and someone who is a major conformist. Facebook Man-Whores are ALWAYS very shallow, superficial, and cocky.
Shannon: I hate Alex, he's such a Facebook Man-Whore.
John: I know, no one even likes him. When is he gonna learn that he's conceited?
John: I know, no one even likes him. When is he gonna learn that he's conceited?
by Plumeburst April 18, 2009
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