friendchod

Someone who screws their friends over.

You are such a friendchod, you would rat me out in front of the principal.

by Raju Kileep June 28, 2013

Friend Condom

Someone who blocks friendship from happening despite the obvious friendship availability

Caitlin was being a friend condom to Miles, fuck yooooouuuuu

by CaitlinWardrop123 June 6, 2014

Friend-off

When an acquaintance of yours starts to irritate you, particularly when they begin to act like your best friend as soon as you just met them. When you've had enough, you introduce them to another friend of yours who you think has a chance of getting along with them, in hopes that your friend will be more accepting of this person's annoying behaviours than you are. A friend-off is successful when your acquaintance quickly attaches themselves to your friend rather than you. Thus, you have passed off your "friend" to another friend.

Person 1: Is there anything I should be careful of if I decide to friend-off someone?

Person 2: Friend-offs can backfire if the friend you have passed your annoying acquaintance off to is a very close friend of yours and they genuinely get along and become good friends. Every time your inner circle of friends gets together, the person you have friend-offed will then start regularly attending those gatherings, and you will have to endure their presence anyway.

by SpencerMurrayStudios May 30, 2016

Friend Zone

A friendly type of "rejection" when one is attempting to cultivate a romantic relationship with another. The person will call you a "brother" or a "friend," and say they can't feel anything but platonic energy with you. Usually this happens to men who pursue a woman they're attracted to...but it generally can happen to anybody.

So, this is what he said last night: "I love that I can talk to you about anything. You're not like other women. I could never say this to(insert love interest's name here). But you...you're just like one of the guys. A real friend, you know?" Six months of pursuing this guy, only to be...accepted...into the friend zone.

by PirateQueen11 February 12, 2017

Friend Zone

The space between boy and friend. No one has ever escaped. Good luck buddy.

Man she said I was "such a great friend". What a nice way to put me in the friend zone. 🙄

by AREYOUKIDDINGMERIGHTNOW March 4, 2017

friend horny

When you are desperate for friends so will go out of your way to try and make friends with random people

Those people are so friend horny, they are trying to make friends with everyone.

by LongerDong May 1, 2018

friend-z

A quickie with your platonic friend in the back of your dads pickup truck in the dead of winter. To fit in the "bed" of the truck, the two bodies are contorted in a way that can only be interpereted as a Z from above. After the cumbersome act of having sex in sub zero temperatures, the ejaculate freezes so quickly that it resembles the age old dessert at Friendly's known as the "Friend-Z".

Examlple 1: "Yo dude, i gave my best friend a friend-z last night, now things are super awkward and it will take us years to rebuild our friendship!

by HappinessCondensed December 4, 2018