first nap of the day

Euphemism for sleeping late.

Where's Deb? Her breakfast is getting cold.

She's taking the first nap of the day.

by some book May 22, 2010

first-sighter

one who positively reacts to something when experienced for the first time, e.g. a person who develops a liking for a certain brand of cars as soon as he sees it for the first time or one who falls in love at first sight.

Love at first sight is what first-sighters fall in.

by uttam maharjan October 17, 2011

at least buy me a drink first

A come-back used when someone asks you something personal or inconvenient.

Josh: Hey Delica, can I borrow your scissors?
Delica: Josh! At least buy me a drink first!

by jdpitt December 17, 2013

First Stupidity

On YouTube, it's the pointless race and subsequent claiming of first comment of a particular video, especially one on a heavily-subscribed channel which would result in masses of people watching as soon the video is posted. Ironically, the user who childishly claims first comment as though they won the lottery is often given a very negative rating and a harsh response from more rational viewers due to the fact that noone truly cares about who has the first comment.

A classic example of First Stupidity, as taken from an actual video comments page, minus real usernames.

<Tuber1> first (-6 rating)
<Tuber2> who gives a shit you dumbass
<Tuber1> you can rate this down all you want, but i still got first lololololololol (-13 rating)
<Tuber3> and your a dumb faggot who spends all his time just saying first get a life junior
<Tuber1> FIRST!! LOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOLOLOL

Really makes you wonder...

by Whom it doesn't concern September 8, 2009

first row

a girl who won't have anal sex

No, she doesn't go for kinky sex, she only likes it on the first row.

by ladygrace91 April 4, 2011

first come second swallow

A hybrid, progressive form of "first come first serve" where the second person literally gets the short end of the stick and has to swallow.

OVERCONFIDENT GUY: "Alright ladies, I'll be in the break room waiting. Remember it's first come second swallow." Overconfident guy pretends to fire his make believe guns at the two girls then walks away with a dumb grin on his face. Girl #1 turns to her friend. GIRL #1: "More like, last one in tastes the rotten eggs." The girls laugh and high five... missing each other's hand of course.

by Terio Marin May 28, 2016

first kiss

it is the best thing in the world. it is something that u will always remember and also something that will give you a smile that will never leave your face. it is when the boy/girl that u truly love/like makes the first move and u are toooo embarrassed to look at him again b/c u have got this giant smile on ur face. a first kiss will keep u craving for me. it means the world to any girl and maybe for boys too, im not one so I wouldn't know but to girls it is one of the best things that will ever happen to her.

I had my first kiss with the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with!

by alove99 November 10, 2016