culinary-engineer

A person of culinary background, employed by frozen food companies to experiment and determine the appropriate cooking temperatures, times and microwave wattages to achieve optimal results without putting consumers health at risk.

Ever wonder why they set a certain temperature for the oven and the times, and why you must have a certain wattage microwave to cook certain meals? Well, I believe this culinary-engineer is the one who after many trials and tribulations comes to the conclusion of the precise combination of temp and time that these meals must be prepared.

by Jok3r13 June 18, 2010

Facebook Engineering

The art of editing photos and putting them on Facebook, thus causing a person to look way better than they do in person.

Dave: "Dude check this girl's Facebook profile pic, she's really hot!"
Clive: "Ah, she's brilliant at Facebook Engineering, she looks nothing like that in person."

by DJMitchMD September 1, 2012

Enting

Actions typical to ents.

"The Ents commenced the enting of the hobbits."

by Chuckles0001 April 12, 2008

Edging Game

A game in which a masterbaiter is told to almost cum,but not to.

person 1:let's play the edging game

person 2:ok!

by biguy13 June 16, 2018

Bio engineering

Slang term for hooking up or having sex.

After we had drinks, the new girl in accounting and I went back to my place for a little "bio engineering"!

by James Weyand February 17, 2006

Urban Engineer

Unemployed.

That idiot listed 'Urban Engineer' on his resume trying to fool the interviewer.

by thesavage1986 November 15, 2011

Social Engineering

The act of convincing others to get what you want.

by Kevin Brennan July 16, 2003