comforting a dead one

Attempting to re-arouse an overused johnson

woman: shall we love? it is a special night afterall...

man: you can try but after all the self pleasuring ive just indulged in you would just be comforting a dead one

by berrylads August 18, 2011

I’m Dead

Extremely amusing. So funny that you “die”. Sometimes the “oh wow” factor.

I’m dead. Like I just died. That was too funny. I’m crying right now.

by HamBroDawgg November 17, 2017

god is dead and we have killed him

Yeah... Aye there's no denying it.

Ok, Furry's exist, God is dead and we have killed him

by SumRandoDud December 6, 2018

Over my dead body

If you say something happens over your dead body, you mean that you will stop at nothing to prevent it from happening.

John: i wana bang your sister, honey!

Wife: (pissed) over my dead body, remf!

John: (thinks) well, I couldn't have described your body better...

by Macho--man July 27, 2010

dead man on campus

Originiating from the movie of the same name. The idea is that if one's roommate at college were to suddenly die then that other person would get straight a's for the rest of the school year. For one can't seriously be thought to continue on with there studies if they are mourning the death of their roommate.

Movie = Dead Man on Campus

by random_knowledge July 13, 2007

Dead Bunny

(Adj.) A horrible letdown. A total buzzkill. Like getting a bunny for Christmas, then 2 days later it dies.

How was your day today?
It was a total Dead Bunny day.

This beef stew is dead bunny.

by ScraP Dr7 December 28, 2009

dead post

when someone on facebook write's on anothers wall. After five hours, that wall post is considered a dead post. The joke and or comment has ran its course. No comments should be added after the five hour expiration time.

Errica commented on a dead post....She should have known better.

by Nolan Master September 29, 2010