Doing a Beneke

A phrase describing an action that is considered to be obscenely stupid, with a result that punishes said stupidity. E.g. running away from unwelcome strangers in your living room, tripping over your rug and hurtling headfirst into furniture- waking up in hospital with a severe neck injury and looking like a particularly ugly Charlers Xavier.

Ted- I can't shake off this feeling that I'll be doing a beneke some time soon

by noodow4ever May 29, 2015

Klein-Doinch

An overweight women with very nice legs

Me: Hey buddy did you just see that fat ass over there?
Buddy: you mean that klein-doinch?!
Me: Yah...actually she does have nice legs

by Chris Mullins November 28, 2003

doinky

When you smoke a blunt with weed and crack in it, drive to muscatine, and strip down naked all because god told you to.

Did you hear about H? He got doinky and put in the loony bin.

by SirDoinksAlot August 5, 2007

doing homework

what to tell your parents you are doing when you are jerking off

"I need help son!"
"i can't mother i am doing homework"

by A2K February 18, 2003

Doing the Most

When someone is clearly being extra and overcompensating.

My teacher is doing the most by laughing hysterically at his own jokes says. It's obvious that he tries to be funny to overcompensate for being lame.

by laughingloser January 1, 2017

prerie dogin

when u shit a little bit and then suck it back in

dad i nead the toilet
pass her a buket
i nead to do a number two
just hold on to it
but its prerie dogin
ewwwwww

by ben dododododo July 16, 2006

Doinky Moist

Crap that comes out wet. Or someone who looks like crap thats wet.

Look at that doinky-moist drinking at the bar.

by Dj Eightrays April 3, 2003