Donut Glaze Syndrome

noun

1. The phenomenon where dried semen crusts over the outer labia like icing on a day-old Krispy Kreme—usually found on women with more traffic than a gas station toilet.

2. A visual cue that someone’s last good decision was three bodies ago. Often accompanied by the scent of regret and a faint Wi-Fi signal labeled “DADDYLEFTAGAIN.”

“I swear, I went down on her and it looked like a pastry war crime. Full-blown Donut Glaze Syndrome. I had to floss my beard with shame.”

by Peter Goziña August 4, 2025

Donut Dolly

Initially, women who served Donuts to military to up morale during WWII and Vietnam. Now it is used as a demeaning term to represent women and or men who can't think for themselves and only do what they are told, like those women back then who were told to MAKE SURE the military men were happy. DO AS YOU ARE TOLD.

Hey Donut Dolly, go make me a sandwich. You are such the Donut Dolly for repeating what the majority wants you to say.

by RSVIETBLACKNAM July 25, 2023

donut house

A place of business that would be out of business if there were no more police officers in the world.

When the shopkeeper was being robbed,he ran to the donut house for assistance.

by Anonymous May 8, 2004

Alaskan Glazed Donut

When you are having sex with a female and you cum in her belly button and eat her belly button out.

Hey did you hear that Abe had an Alaskan Glazed Donut with Maya?

by Dunkeyfuck April 8, 2018

Donut day

December 18 is the day when everyone has to eat donuts, talk about donuts and pray for the gods of donuts for the whole day

Johnny: Ayo it's donut day
Frank: Oh, wanna eat some donuts together and go to the prayer at 8AM
!Johnny: Sure

by Oogle boogle shnoogle December 17, 2020

donut

The bait for an officer of the law

I caught a cop with my donut last night.

by Melodoo November 8, 2017

The Donut Kween

A rlly great friend.
Likes Joey Birlem
I ship her with a guy named James;)

The Donut Kween should really be with James:)

by elliotrobinhood December 20, 2018