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Bitcholar Disorder

People who only have empathy for their situations, and those they deem worthy. Most of the time, they invalidate others, don’t believe that people have lived through as much trauma as they have. While their trauma is valid, they often have behavioral issues and lash out on others and believe their mental health issues are an excuse for it. Have self limited perception and self awareness. They believe themselves to be highly-emotionally intelligent but are often not and self diagnose with C-PTSD. Use “Should” word when it comes to advice. They don’t really participate in active listening skills and complain other people diagnosed with PTSD don’t have it at the same level as they do, Mental Illness is a seclusive club.
Misconstrue what their therapists tells them or what they tell a therapists, or other people, to add to their story. If the therapists sees them as being a Hypochondriac, they will find a new therapists until they get the diagnosis they want from them.
These people are often Reactive instead of Proactive, stuck and fixated on their story and trying to often compensate powerlessness they feel in everyday life with spending endless amounts of time on the internet to combat loneliness since they are not socially well adjusted. You often see them take one issue as a Platform for trauma dumping and telling their lives stories. They do not actively work on their shortcomings because they are often stuck and feel entitled to do whatever they want or say.
Discord:
1337Jack9080isk,”Uh, I keep spazzing out and can’t keep track.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk” Sounds like you have ADHD! I totally have that, let me tell you about my experiences with ADHD.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I can’t focus, because I have TBI.”
45WendyzBoorgers03sk ,” Are you sure you have TBI? You function in society and can keep a job.”
1337Jack9080isk,” Yes… I was in a car accident, it was very traumatic for me...”
45WendyzBoorgers03”Seems sketchy. I have complex-ptsd and I can’t function at all. Must be the one time events things.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I grew up with abuse, I just don’t wear it on my shirt 24/7.”
45WendyzBoorgers03,” Let me tell you ABOUT my Abuse.”
1337Jack9080isk,” I’m sorry is this just a one sided conversation? You have Bitcholar Disorder…”

QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” omg my brother did this shit today.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” didn’t you and your brother experience a lot of trauma in your upbringing? Maybe it’s best not to humiliate him on a social media platform like tumblr, that’ll make his mental health worse.”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no im the only one who went through stuff, not them.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,” have you ever thought that maybe you’re also contributing to it too?”
QQW1247AJillXoXo23,” no they’re not human, they’re a piece of shit.”
SockityBockityDanny247365,”…don’t young teens/young adults commit suicide over bullying on the internet? Do you have Bitcholar Disorder?”
by ShucklesTheDude December 15, 2023
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Dilmer Disorder

Being EXTREMELY obsessed with Dilmer (Demi Lovato + Wilmer Valderrama). Like; you depent so much on their relationship and just on them being together, that you basically already cry when they breathe.
Person with Dilmer Disorder: Guys I’m crying. Dilmer is in the same room today. I’m totally NOT okay.”

“You’re so obsessed with them. You have a Dilmer Disorder
by BrittjeBanaan March 24, 2018
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Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD)

noun

A tongue-in-cheek term used to describe the premature onset of a receding hairline, often attributed to a combination of genetics, stress, and sheer bad luck. FAHD sufferers are known for their valiant attempts to cover up their condition with creative hairstyles, hats, and an unwavering sense of humor.
Tyler's new haircut did nothing to hide his Fetal Alcohol Hairline Disorder (FAHD), but at least he has a good hat collection.
by yoos July 23, 2024
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When someone pretends to be a masculine human being by living a life with a Joker belief and watching hisself masturbate in front of mirror. People often don’t realize their behavior until they start doing this weird shit at public places for example in a lift of a building or just a mirror glass at the train station. People who suffer this disease are having issues with strangers in streets because they get punished for their uncommon and antisocial actions. They don’t want to comprehend the very truth of being mentally ill so they get a strange autism out of nowhere.
Man put your small penis back inside your poor pocket are you having the bedran disease?! - Bedran Psychological Disorder
by 1Unknown User3 July 5, 2022
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A weird-a** psychological condition caused by a student's being required to take history class.
I stuck to math and science in high school so as to avoid historionic personality disorder.
by QuacksO November 10, 2020
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multiple conversation disorder

Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:

You suck.

Your favorite color is blue right?

Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
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Multiple Nationality Disorder

A severe mental disorder that makes a person speak in different accents at random times. One minute they are British, and right in the middle of a sentence, suddenly they become Dutch.
Dude, I think that chick Amber has Multiple Nationality Disorder. One second she’s Asian, and then Mexican. It’s weird.
by UncleGubGubGubsy April 22, 2018
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