A disorder in which the patient is jealous of his or her bestfriend's newly found love. The patient is being ignored or feels replaced/less important than the bestfriends new partner.
My bestfriend got a new boyfriend, and I feel less important, therefore I have Lettuce Cardboard Cannibal Disorder.
by AstronautPorkChop March 19, 2010
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person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
person b: i can't, i have compulsive flicking disorder
by junistsantiago December 16, 2010
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The disorder of a small penis.
by LukesSoBeast March 21, 2011
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* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)
* person A - .............................................yeah!"
* person B - you mean the 45 second rule?! ;)
* person A - .............................................yeah!"
by littlejellies September 22, 2011
Get the language auditory processing disorder mug.Multiple Conversation Disorder, commonly known as MCD, is a disorder that ravages people most likely with some form of ADD. It is the natural tendency to have many ongoing conversations at once, with no common coherency or relation to each other. It mostly occurs between people who are awesome.
Simulated text conversation with multiple conversation disorder:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
You suck.
Your favorite color is blue right?
Why doesn't Netflix have the Nightmare Before Christmas?! D:
by victim_of_MCD December 27, 2011
Get the multiple conversation disorder mug.the inability to listen to a full song, or in some cases the need to repeat songs over and over until one with mdd is sick of it.
there is no cure.
there is no cure.
jenny: hey scott, why did you skip that song? it wasnt at the end yet!
scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder
scott: sorry jenny, but i have music deficit disorder
by amaezing88 June 15, 2012
Get the music deficit disorder mug.When any little thing happens in a worthless persons life that they have to run and post in FaceSpace or any other social media B.S.
Female or Male Douchebag: (Drops a deuce) 2 mins later.... (On Facebook....) Hey everyone, I just dropped a massive log!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
Female or Male Douchebag:(10 mins later from the deuce) Watching the baby takes his/hers first steps... (On Facebook...) Hey, Jr Docuhebag just walked from this couch(pic of couch) to this one(other couch pic) for the first time.
Female or Male Douchebag:(2 mins later from litte DBags first steps on Facebook...) now watching Cops on TV.
Truthful Friend: (Response to postings) Dude/Woman, I think you have OCPID (obsessive come-post-it disorder) you need to get an "F"ing job or a life already and get off the FaceSpace!!!
by james digler October 1, 2012
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