Shovel deal

When one offers to bury someone, or something that has wronged you someone. A literal, non literal, or symbolic meaning.

She offered her friend a shovel deal, when she found out her ex exposed her intimate pictures online.Non literal
The killer gave his victim a shovel deal they couldn't refuse. Literal

by Rexlione September 7, 2023

Juan Deago

The physical humanoid manifestation of a Juan Deag.

Player 1: "I just got headshot across the whole map!"
Juan Deago: "Hasta luego, Shitty!"

by KXN September 14, 2023

sir deal

An expression of satisfaction or relief after something good happens. Commonly used by Christian and Eli in the "Christian's Arcade Adventures" YouTube videos

Person 1: "What would you do if you won that arcade game?"

Person 2: "Well, that would be an incredible Sir deal!"

by RamRanch18 November 17, 2023

The Dealers Way Out

To Kill Ones Self

Damn, Kurt Cobain took the dealers way out.

by Lord_Squid133 January 21, 2024

The Deal

The "deal" for Hamas is surrender unconditionally.

Hym "That's ✌️✊️✌️the deal✌️✊️✌️ and that isn't an actual deal. AND it isn't how hostage situations work. You give up something to get the hostages back... Or you don't get the hostages back."

by Hym Iam September 5, 2024

Catfish Deal

A deal that looks amazing on the outset, based on all the superlatives and phony numbers provided by it's originator, but then when you actually do your research and underwrite the deal it couldn't be further from what they described to you.

I've wasted 3 hours looking at catfish deals today and had to start unsubscribing from a ton of these horrible wholesalers and realtors who don't know what they're doing.

by Amanda May, Warrior Princess December 12, 2024

Dopamine-dealer

A person who masterfully connects people to their natural 'fix' by providing laughter, positive company, and a pleasure that is unique only to themselves

I need to call my dopamine-dealer to re-up on my feel good fix.

by Interiorfix January 30, 2025