Danger-stroke

The act of trying to get off by masturbation before an expected person arrives to your home

In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date

by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024

dandruff

the most delicious thing of all time

holy shit dandruff is so tasty i eat it all the time

by JM99 Official October 2, 2023

Danger

Don't talk to strangers
Keep away from the danger, yeah, yeah
Don't talk to strangers who smile
Keep away from the danger all the time
You just keep away
Ow
Ow
Just a-keep away, yeah
Ow
Red lights are flashing
There's been a misunderstanding, yeah, yeah
I'm bruised, broke and bandaged
Through drinkin' all that brandy, yeah
I was, under the table, but I came back for more

Go to hit that bottle, but my head hit the floor and I'm a
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger danger, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, don't talk keep away
Red lights still flashing
People all still dancin' in my head
I'm done with thinkin' about what to do
Another bout of drinkin', just one before I'm through
I was just raising hell, I wasn't doing no harm
The cops could not appreciate my natural charm, I'm a
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger danger, don't you talk, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, yaah
Don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger danger, don't you talk, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger, don't talk, keep away
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Stranger, danger, don't you talk, don't you talk
Danger, danger, don't talk to strangers
Danger, danger
Don't you go talking to no stranger in this town

by Gothic Miscreant October 21, 2023

Dancer Math

Rules most dancers use that would send regular people into a coma.

Teacher: The choreography starts on 2, listen for the ka-ka-boom..ga! and start there
Dancers: *nodding*
Teacher: just mark this, and i'll count from 6 since it starts late
Dance mum: Faints
Teacher: DANCER MATHHH

by Tetilosto October 31, 2023

Dandre

Dandre’s is an annoying, athlete, charming, loving and funny person. Dandre's are very loveable. At first they may annoy you to death, but looking past that they are loyal and kind people, that will go through anything for the ones they love, and don’t mess with them they don’t play they have a temper.

Person:Dandre so Fine

by Kay woods November 19, 2023

Dandre

D'Andre is an annoying, athlete, charming, and loving person. D'Andre's are very loveable. At first they may annoy you to death, but looking past that they are loyal and kind people, that will go through anything for the ones they love.and they are serious as fuck and they like to fight, and they not scared of nothing.

This Girl: Dandre stop playing games and come be with me😫

by Kay woods November 20, 2023

Dandre

1. The ultimate man
2. Dandre in ancient history means “magic penis”
3. The only man that has bitches

The sex was so good it’s like she had a Dandre

by anonymous November 20, 2023