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Crap soundtrack

A music playlist consisting of only terrible songs.
My grocery store needs new music to play because that crap soundtrack is awful.
by crow friend May 31, 2024
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Crap

Crap: If you made a mistake or failed something important.
Person: You Messed Up.
Me: Crap...
by Zefe Zöner March 9, 2020
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No crap

1). An incorrect but rather absurd way of saying “no cap”.
2). Something some rude ass person with a bad attitude would say in lieu of saying “no duh”.
3). A state of being without any poop.
Random Zoomer guy: “fr fr this shit straight bussin’ no crap” *plays cringe mumble rap track they heard off TikTok*

Man: “Oh my goodness, Lisa, you’re shirt is a lovely shade of red.”
Lisa: “Oh my god, no crap! Obviously”

Random lady: “I am in a no crap state of being”
by Perhaps? August 19, 2022
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THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!!

Means what all awesome shit is related to porn, adult content, sex, and bad words!!!
I looked up THE BEST SHIT/CRAP/BULLSHIT EVER!!!! on my computer last night and oh goodness, it was FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
by pornuser May 14, 2018
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raft a crap

Raft a crap

A ship full load of lies being told.
I think your telling me a raft a crap in the story your telling.
by Bogwonron July 2, 2022
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half crap

when one craps halfway out ones anus
"yo bro when i saw that i half crapped in my trousers!
by dr right wing August 16, 2014
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Crap in my lap

This is often said by the wild and obese Caseoh when harassing Dolores from 60 Seconds whilst he chows down on a Wendy’s spicy chicken sandwich.
Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY LAP DOLORES!”

Caseoh: “CRAP IN MY MOUTH
by CaseOhEarthquakeVictim#2332 October 2, 2024
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