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Connor

He's a prick and annoying asf.
Bro is always rocking the weirdest haircut ever.
You can always catch bro driving a 1988 Yugo GV.
Bro becomes ๐“ฏ๐“ป๐“ฎ๐“ช๐“ด๐”‚ when he sees BBC.
He'll treat you like a piece of shit at all times, even then you haven't done anything wrong.
Don't let him get too zesty around you or he'll drain your balls in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.
And he'll gluck your wiener into oblivion.
This applies to ALL Connors.
Do not believe any Connor saying they're different from this.
Dude 1: Yo is Connor coming to your house tonight?

Dude 2: I dunno man, from rumors I hear, he drains the balls of his victims in ways the mortal mind cannot comprehend.

Dude 1: Best to be safe. By the way, did you get the bug spray that Laura was asking for?

Dude 2: Yup, it's in the back seat in a Walmart bag in my truck, I'll get it to her tomorrow.

Dude 1: Do you wanna go to Cracker Barrel after the football game?

Dude 2: I'm down.
by Spicy Soap Dispenser April 28, 2024
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Connor

A basic name for people with white parents
โ€œYou see that guy?โ€ โ€œYeah heโ€™s Connorโ€
by Ooxoo June 8, 2021
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Connor

Short blonde and has nothing going for them except that they can do maths. They are very loud people who disrupt the classroom. Most likely to find them on estates and are always trying hard to be cool.
Look at connor over there trying to fit it the it group.
by alfie07611 June 13, 2022
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Connor

A wholesome person who never makes mistakes. A bit of a nerd, but an awesome athlete. He's a great person. Connor's Amazing.
Look at the goal scored by Connor! What an Athlete! He's being very sportsmanlike too!
by CAPTAIN DA GOD June 13, 2022
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a connor

A white Boy in the back of your class that everyone one is cautious about
You:damn I'm kind of scared right now

Your friend:why
You:we got a connor in our class

Connor:(reaches into his bag)
Everyone:(starts getting scared )
by Crtcle November 27, 2019
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Jackson Phillips Connor

usually british with an awesome accent. super nice and sweet and fairly attractive. He is tall and loves sour candy (warheads). He doesn't like admitting that people are stalkers even though deep inside him he knows. very nice personality and persistent :) Doesn't like to admit he's stubborn. generally a cool kid and fun to hag out with
Hey I was hanging with Jackson Phillips Connor
Oh seriously? That kid is awesome!
by ilovewarheads September 10, 2011
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