coffee beaner

were a guy/girl sucks/licks a girls clit

boy *you are the best coffee beaner ever!*
girl *aww thanx hun and your the best teabagger ever!*

by Silent Lullaby December 28, 2005

Coffer

The act of performing fellatio.

When we were in Russia, Tony gave me a coffer while Melissa slept. That's why their fighting.

She gave me a coffer beneath the bleachers.

by I9URGAY June 29, 2012

Hot Coffee

Hot Coffee is a group of assholes who made video gaming a bigger target than it originally was. Equivalent to Jack Thompson.

"How can we ruin a great game...?" - Hot Coffee webmaster

by Michael Lanter December 28, 2005

mcdonalds coffee

while in the act of having sex, the male partner unexpectedly splashes the partner in the face with hot mcdonalds coffee, causing a burning sensation.

Dude, last night I totally mcdonalds coffeed this vietmanise hooker I picked up on the street.

by DJ-taza October 19, 2008

coffee pimpin'

1. to consume coffee in order to get highly caffinated, which in turn unveils a extremly crunk level of pimpin skills;

2. to go to the campus library pretending to study; but instead consume coffee from a pimp cup and pull a bitch

James went to the library during finals week and was coffee pimpin' on
some sorority bitches.

by James Leach July 20, 2008

gay up the coffee

adding a little Scotch, Whisky, Gin, Vodka, or really any alcohol, to your mornin' coffee

Oh do be a darling and gay up the coffee, will you? Thaaaaanks!

by Sudoku December 25, 2007

coffee grinder

When a man gets down on all fours and a woman strokes his cock while licking his ass at the same time.

Last night i received a "coffee grinder" from this chick.

by Brad B. May 3, 2004