closeted marxist

When a person, who affiliates him/herself with stark conservatives, but at the same time displays deep affection towards socialist welfare states, then that person is a closeted marxist.

- Isn't it weird that Jack Posobiec is so busy talking 24/7 about how good it is to live in Poland?
- Yeah, since Poland is a socialist welfare state, with many Venezuela-like programs implemented using taxpayers money by the Kaczyński's PiS party government.
- Right! I guess he's just another closeted marxist.

by WhiteDudeFromPoland November 19, 2018

Clitsquiggle

When the air becomes trapped in the folds of a woman's vagina and released through her vagina lips causing, a squiggling sensation, similar to that of a tickle.

She giggled as she passed a clitsquiggle of air down her vagina folds, but only she knew what her smile was about.

by Littlet831 November 22, 2018

Closet mom

A woman who is not upfront about being a mother.

“I went in two dates with this hottie before she dropped the bomb that she has kids.What a closet mom

by Ubbhed September 7, 2019

Close

A word made up by someone who’s afraid to get to close, near someone or an object.

Yo, bro, I thing he is afraid to get close to her.

by Nick is the best Jonas Brother October 15, 2019

clods

a cute way of saying clouds

“awwwww look at those clods in the sky!”

by mightywil April 15, 2021

Closeted pedophile

Guys stuck in their 13 years old fantasies who are attracted to school girls and girls who dress very young with pink hair and anime/cartoonish vibes.

A- Dude check out this girl
B-WTF you’re a sick Closeted pedophile and you need help!

by Nihilistic Virgin May 31, 2021

tauntingly close

A phrase used to describe how sumthing that is taunting u.

Some thing that would have been good if it happend and almost did, but somehow didnt occur.

Person: That was tauntingly close

Hitting the cross bar from 50yards, can be called "Tauntingly Close"

by Dead-Eric December 1, 2007