Cleveland Pass

Self-administered cocktail of Rohypnol and muscle-relaxants

For his birthday, I gave my husband the Cleveland Pass

by CLE+ May 5, 2012

Clevercool

1. Someone or something that is super witty and awesome.

2. A brand of boxerbrief.

God that Jon Stewart is clevercool!

by LadyNeptune October 9, 2012

Cleveland Dreamer

the thing that gives Browns fans a stiffy and solace during the crisp fall evenings when the days shorten and the temperatures drop while the football season is still young: the hopeful prospect of beating the Pittsburgh Steelers, not once, but TWICE, in a single season. This is the maniacal fever dream of all desperate Browns fans.

--Did you hear Reggie going on about the Browns taking it to the Steelers twice this year?

--Yeah the Browns are already 0-5. Reggie's a real Cleveland Dreamer.

by Ohio driver January 26, 2013

Clever cracker

Person who cuts through the jargon to get to the crux of the message; a Bullshit Detector

"There's no use trying to 'blag it' when you speak to her, she'll see right through what you say - she's a real clever cracker"

by Claudette184 September 4, 2013

Cleverati

People who use social media to primarily show off their cleverness. A combination of clever and digerati.

For example, someone who writes pithy, erudite, or "educational" posts and comments on Facebook; or devastating one liners on twitter; or "insightful" social commentary on Tumblr; or posts ironic photos on Instagram; writes wry definitions on urban dictionary; etc. etc. etc.

Chad is such a cleverati; he only posts things to make himself sound smart.

by Rhino Von Steiner November 7, 2013

Cleveland Pancake

Generally speaking this person works on, claims to work on, or believes he knows a thing or two about wires and electricity. Usually a perverted jackass named Rob.

Man, this Cleveland pancake broke the jet again. Can you believe it?

by 1111hotmomma1111 December 16, 2013

Cleveland pancake

Like a Cleveland waffle, but instead of taking a dump in a persons laptop, then closing it to make a Cleveland waffle. The Cleveland pancake is when you drop a duece on someones ipad screen and then slam the case closed, making a Cleveland pancake.

Mike got Aaron Rodgers in the 8th pick of fantasy football draft so i Cleveland pancaked his ipad

by emoneyOD August 23, 2014