He’s a Clevelynn
by Fact Support November 23, 2023
Get the Clevelynn mug.The New Zealand version of a “Cleveland Steamer” A sexual act involving defecating on someone's chest then sitting in it and rolling back and forth like a steamroller. Clevedon is located 30 minutes south east of Auckland city. Clevedon oysters are world famous so it comes as no surprise the Clevedon locals are a horny lot, with nearby Murphys bush being one of the most popular dogging spots in Aotearoa.
The bro is out the gate g, word on the street is he got a Clevedon Steamer from a fafafine at Murphys bush!
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The ability to refer to a town, city or community as a “shithole” while maintaining the mendacious position that the reference was, in fact, aimed at a colleague, despite audio evidence to the contrary.
Stockton MP: Can the Prime Minister explain why “34 per cent of children in my constituency are living in poverty.”
Cleverly: “Because it’s a shithole”
(“I said you’re a shit MP”)
Cleverly: “Because it’s a shithole”
(“I said you’re a shit MP”)
by UKRefugee November 28, 2023
Get the Cleverly mug.The ability to refer to a town, city or community as a “shithole” while maintaining the mendacious position that the reference was, in fact, aimed at a colleague, despite audio evidence to the contrary.
Stockton MP: Can the Prime Minister explain why “34 per cent of children in my constituency are living in poverty.”
Cleverly: “Because it’s a shithole”
(“I said you’re a shit MP”)
Cleverly: “Because it’s a shithole”
(“I said you’re a shit MP”)
by UKRefugee November 28, 2023
Get the Cleverly mug.1. Offering a seemingly genuine handshake to an individual but doing so in a quick manner, as if to display distraction/per-occupation, pulling your hand of choice from your jacket pocket after clutching a hidden turd, to complete the shake.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
2. An attempt at using a Sedgley glove gun, or similar reproduction, in a sucker punch fashion to forever sleep a person of interest.
1. He seemed a real swell fella, I offered my hand at the conclusion of our business. I thought i had caught him off guard as he set his drink down but then he gave me the ole cleveland handshake!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
2. Only the worst assassins choose the cleveland handshake over a dinner spoon!
by mcslezzy February 2, 2024
Get the Cleveland Handshake mug.The Cleveland Press is the male version of a Brazilian wax; except instead of waxing the hair, it's just straightened.
I was getting ready for a circle jerk with the boys, and buddy told me he'd spread my cheeks if I wanted. I went for a Cleveland Press to clean it up a bit, it was full of willknots.
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