Cleaning

The thing you’re probably supposed to be doing right now. You would usually hire an illegally immigrated over friendly Mexican woman to do it, but you’re broke.

Man I hate cleaning. Can I borrow some money to hire a cleaning lady?

by Rufusruckus November 2, 2017

death cleaning

Removing (especially junk) items from basements, attics, etc., prior to your death so your heirs will not have to deal with this task.

I'm so happy that my parents finally started death cleaning their basement this weekend.

by ultralamefest November 7, 2017

clean

means virgin.

i will not give up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.

by jethraw November 16, 2017

Clean log

The act of excreating a turd so cleanly no wiping is required

Guy:I just had the fattest clean log dude
Guy2: dats grim fam

by Clean log November 17, 2017

clean

means virgin.

i ain't giving up watching porn as long as i'm still clean.

by jethraw November 18, 2017

clean boiz

Grown men who take care of their bodies and follow masculine fashion, without crossing over to feminine or homosexual trends.

"I'm not a metrosexual, what do you think I suck dick on the weekends - we clean boiz."

by Dumpy Britches November 21, 2017

Cleaning

Bullshit you have to do.

Person1: Ugh I can’t go I have cleaning to do!
Person2: That’s bullshit! You cleaned yesterday.

by TheMissingCow December 2, 2017