A pizza place for children that was totally ruined because of the Five Nights at Freddy's fandom. Plus, the pizzas are cheaply manufactured, so they taste like crap.
by Brochamp1235 March 15, 2017

by bimmy November 11, 2006

V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)
"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
by THEBigDaddyC October 4, 2006

the deadliest man that will ever report the news on your television. The only man in the world that likes killing more than Joran Van Der Sloot.
When Jeffrey dahmer's cell mate was asked why he killed dahmer, he replied," Because Chuck the Kraut Hammer told me to in my dreams".
by Shredder of turtles June 8, 2010

by ccandy July 13, 2009

Ryan, i'm going to Chuck Fucking Lidell you.
What does that even mean?!
It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!
What does that even mean?!
It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!
by Bro Zone Honoree June 30, 2009

While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
by UAM BEAST October 20, 2008
