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Chick Jizz

What girls say when a hot guy walks by. Can be said with a voice meant to sound sexual as well.
*dude walks by*
Girl 1: Ahhh chick jizz...

*dude walks by*
Girl 2 (sexually): Chiiickk jizzzz...
by Awkwardturtlee September 7, 2011
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Chick-Filangbang

Imagine, the perfect sandwich, crafted with the finest Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich and a 5 guys burger. The sheer sight of such a burger could make grown men weep. If it were let into the wrong hands, it could lead to the end of mankind...
Brendan: Hey, let's all get a Chick-Filangbang!!!

Everyone else: Holy titfuck yes!!!
by TheBaconChef October 24, 2012
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Chick Naughton

A fictional character who is untouchable, he "makes things happen".
Bar staff: Your barred !
Drunk Customer: "Nae body bars me. Am Chick Naughton"
by ChickNaughton December 9, 2011
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Chick Grabber

An older muscle car that has some sex appeal, but is also sufficiently scary that getting females inside is damn near impossible without chasing them down, grabbing them, and putting them inside.
"Dude! That Duster was such a Chick Grabber!"
"Problem is, they all escape through the hole in the floor!"
by 216life June 20, 2012
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Chick-a-tragedy

The moment when you realize you can't satiate your desire for chick-fil-a because it's Sunday and they are closed.
Person 1: "I need some chicken minis and sweet tea in my belly asap."
Person 2: "Um.... It's Sunday."
Person 1: "Noooooo, it's a chick-a-tragedy for real!"
by WhatsNormal47 April 23, 2015
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Chick Years

The number of years a woman over the age of 30 appears to be relative to her actual age... signified by age lines and a marked decline in willingness to do anything resembling fun. Generally a ratio of 3:1 over actual age. (Ex.: 35 actual years old equals about 105 chick years)
Dude 1: "Hey, brah... how old is your girl's friend there? She's hot!"

Dude 2: "She's 36"

Dude 1: "Oh, fuck that... That's like 108 in chick years..."

Dude 2: "Word."
by All Around Good Dude May 20, 2015
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chick-fil-laid

To get laid on, near, or around a Chick-fil-a establishment.

Can also refer to the act of sexual intercourse with a woman picked up from Chick-fil-a
1. Dude, I totally got Chick-fil-laid last night. Me and the cashier did it right there on the counter.

2. Dude, I got chick-fil-laid with this bitch who I saw macking down on a chicken salad sandwich with extra mayo at Chick-fil-a. I covered her with my Chick-fil-A sauce
by tacobellstreet May 24, 2016
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