Chiara

pathological liar

Chiara is a pathological liar

by zkqsji<fo December 1, 2017

chicago thriller

The act of have sex doggy style when the man is about to cum he pulls out his weiner and spits on the girls back, when the girl turns her head to see whether or not he finished the man ejaculates onto her face, with he not knowing

I was fucking her dogystyle then bam, chicago thriller

by TOMBONE May 17, 2006

Chicago

Almost the same as New York, but with nicer people and worse pizza.

People in Chicago won't give a shit if you make eye contact with them, or do something just as harmless, unlike uptight new yorkers.

by Congratulations October 13, 2006

Chicago

Years ago famed poet Carl Sandberg wrote of Chicago, "Hog Butcher for the World, Tool Maker, Stacker of Wheat, Player with Railroads and the Nation's Freight Handler; Stormy, husky, brawling, City of the Big Shoulders..." Unfortunately the Chicago of today is more the city of small shoulders with it's severely outdated mayor and politics, endless road construction, constant beach closings, it's perpetually losing sports teams, insane parking fees, a losing city mantra - 'The second city', pseudo intellectuals, and a constant stream of boring suburbanites driving boring SUVs.

Dave: Hey lets vist a city.
Ben: How about Chicago?
Dave: What does Chicago have?
Ben: Ummm.....hmmm, good point.
Dave: How about Seattle, Boston, San Diego, or Tampa.
Ben: Sounds great.

by m1z_w1z_11 September 21, 2005

Chicago Cave Dragon

When one special Buddie takes and oxy acetylene torch and rams it into the other special Buddie's ass. The fire then travels through the body and out the mouth resembling a dragon breathing fire.

Dude last night my special Buddie gave me a Chicago cave dragon and i almost burnt down my house!

by AWOLF007 March 27, 2011

Chiara

A real friend that does the right thing, and hates your enemy if you do. Loving, beautiful, caring person. If you hate her I hate you bitch.

OMG its Chiara, I wish I was her BFF.

by hjk-0oiujh June 2, 2018

Chicago Deep Dish

Have your partner poop on pizza dough in a deep dish pan. Cover it with pizza sauce and cheese. Bake it at 375 for 18-20 minutes. While your partner is eating the pizza, ejaculate on his/her face, then punch them in the stomach.

Hey, have you had our famous Chicago Deep Dish pizza?

by Brenda23 June 16, 2007