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chub chester

A child molester that only goes after fat kids.
Dwayne was caught on the show "To Catch a Predator" trying to solicit a 300 pound 15 year old boy. That chub chester always liked the fat kids.
by cbag February 4, 2008
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Cheezy Chester

1. A man who comes up with disgusting, sexually-inappropriate urban dictionary definitions in his spare time.

2. A complete and utter badass
Man 1: Cheezy Chester just posted a new urban dictionary definition.

Man 2: Oh jeez, what now?

Man 1: Well, it involves a man, a woman, and a newborn Siamese kitten.
by Cheezy Chester March 4, 2009
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smooth-chested prettyboy

Hairless males (usually shaven) who dominate advertisements, as well as gracing the covers of celebrity magazines and romance novels everywhere.

It might be part of the metrosexual movement, and hopefully, it doesn't lead to a societal norm of hairy women.
Married to Big Bear, who has a chest like a rug, Heather finds the proliferation of smooth-chested prettyboys in popular culture annoying.
by tuftskins January 10, 2010
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Hangin Chester

When sitting naked on a wide couch with the knees up so your testicles hang freely below you.
Man, it was so hot in my house today, when the kids left i got naked started Hangin Chester. The breeze was nice.
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old chestnut

A clichéd lie.
A: The cheque is in the post.

B: Don't give me that old chestnut
by bucolicdictionary July 24, 2021
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cheaterfucker

That fucking asshole is a cheaterfucker.
by drawesomeness1 September 14, 2009
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chastity pillow

A pillow placed between members of the opposite sex (or of compatible sexualities) when sharing a bed for the evening. This pillow is intended to explicitly communicate the desire to abstain from sexual activity of any type, making it "safe" for platonic bed-sharing.

Same as pillow partition, but more used for people who are in relationships and don't want to cheat -- but would totally consider it if they were single.
Male friend: You can have my bed and I'll sleep on the couch.
Female friend: Don't be silly. We'll just put a chastity pillow between us and I'll try to keep my cold feet off you.
Male friend: If you say so.
by thwalker September 9, 2012
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