Simon: Hey. Have you got the money you owe me?
Josh: Sure do.
*empties shrapnel from wallet onto table*
Simon: Aww. Change raped.
Josh: Sure do.
*empties shrapnel from wallet onto table*
Simon: Aww. Change raped.
by Snorfalorpagus February 1, 2009
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by Kyo Shinda March 11, 2010
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The act of inserting one's testicles into a woman's anus, pulling them out, then inserting them into her mouth. The testicles resemble a dirty change purse or coin purse.
by Vinny Two Time July 25, 2010
Get the dirty change purse mug.something you say after a lame excuse to cancel plans with friends, usually for a better offer, without any real intention of considering original plan
a guy you've been dying to go out with asks you to dinner Friday night:
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
Sorry Rachel - I won't be able to make it to your sister's middle school graduation Friday night - will need to work late that day but if anything changes I'll let you know.
by smores21 July 19, 2012
Get the if anything changes I'll let you know mug.Crappy football team. All of their best players take steriods. All Chargers fans think that their team is one of the best ever even though they've never actually won anything. Chargers players and fans cry about anything that doesn't go their way.
Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.
Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.
Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Major bandwagoners. Everyone claims to have been a chargers fan their whole life too which is absolute bullshit.
Their fans are jealous of every other afc west team's (especially the raiders) super bowl championships. They're so despirate to win one that they give steriods to all their players (Merriman and Cooper). And don't even try to say LT's not on 'roids cuz he has muscles in his fukin neck.
Fans are all bandwagoners who think they are the greatest football franchise ever even though 4 years ago the whole league laughed at how bad they sucked and fans were afraid to admit that they liked the team.
Curt: " Raiders suck! Go Chargers baby!"
Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"
Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"
Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."
Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"
Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."
San Diego Chargers
Someone who actually watches football: "Fuck the Chargers they suck!"
Curt: "Oh yeah when was the last time they made it to the Super Bowl?"
Someone who actually watches football: "2003 you'd know that if you watched football cuz it was played here dumbass. When have the Chargers ever won it? Oh yeah they haven't."
Curt: "That doesn't matter they were 12-4 last season and this year they're going all the way!"
Someone who actually watches football: "You're a fuckin idiot."
San Diego Chargers
by Man La Pig October 11, 2008
Get the San Diego Chargers mug.When you stick two fingers up another persons anus, but you do it every couple of minuets. Since a regular mexican-oil change keeps adding oil, you keep adding your finger.
She was getting clogged up back there, so I gave her the 2 fingered mexican oil change, and now she "runs" clean.
by Kevin Benson December 30, 2007
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