Crippin-tons

A community of intelligent crips.

On crippin-tons you weird ass boy.

by LawfulCitizen November 5, 2025

Cripplemidget

A short, malnourished crack baby who decides to be an asshole.

As the little shit walked away, Eduardo yelled CRIPPLEMIDGET!!!!

by Lightning mcoon December 6, 2025

Sand Crips

The art of turning crisps into powder while still in the bag. Purpose: to Anger the owner of the crisps!!

"Hey what's Iain doing??"

"Nothing"

"Ahh fuck is he turning my Monster Munch into Sand Crips?...."

"Errr.......yeah"

by Billy the bass playing b@stard August 18, 2008

shift cripple

term, which describes little 93'-kiddies, who don't know when to hit the shift-button on their keyboard. These kids mostly use abbreviations like ILY and/or lysm.

kid writes on yahoo: "i loVe YoU sO mUCh!"
I reply: "You's a shift cripple"

by Pop the cherry April 4, 2009

road cripple

Someone who's 16+ who can't drive

garrett: why don't you come over to my house? can you pick up some food on the way?

tracy: it'll be tough to get my mom to do it. you know im a road cripple so i can't do it myself

by urbancutie13 June 20, 2011

Nipple cripple

The act of twisting or pinching a male's nipple until his nipple becomes a dark shade of purple.

I was sleeping when My friend Mike shouted "Nipple cripple" and took ahold of my nipple and twisted it until it became a dark shade of purple.

by dudeguy4life February 20, 2017

flab cripping

Making fun of someone when they have a verbal typo

"You missed Jeff do a classic flab crip the other day..."
"I had a real bad case of flab cripping earlier...

by madcat22 December 13, 2016