A form of cancer that can ultimately result in a very painful death. It starts out as a hemorrhoid like problem and emerges into an even more painful disease as it spreads through your body. Your whole body will start to bleed internally and you will die.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
The only cure for this is to smoke weed every day for 6 months, the minimum. Then you will have to resort to a life of smoking weed irregularly for the rest of your life. The danker the weed the better.
Luckily there are only few cases of this found but mostly in tropical places of the US such as Florida and California.
Robert "Mom it's medical marijuania, I have Mary's Cancer"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
Mother "Okay son, I don't want you to start bleeding again"
by Thealmightydoctor June 24, 2011
Get the Mary's Cancermug. A cake the look good on the outside but will most likly kill you after the fisrt bite. the mane ingrediants are sewage water and radioactive waste and whatever you can find in the trash for example tampons, rotten fruit, dead rodents and and used condoms
by Xxx_Sterben_xxX May 19, 2016
Get the cancer cakemug. by PuppyEpic July 13, 2022
Get the Cancermug. A small, green, glowing rat from the video game ultrakill. It is the hardest boss in all of ultrakill.
by the February 16, 2024
Get the cancerous rodentmug. The sort of feeling you get when you are either done wrong by a lightweight (utter loser), in numbskull fashion, rendering them an even bigger lightweight than they already were.
Guy 1: "Man that dude really did Katherine dirty the other day by spilling her egg burger all over the ground!"
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."
Guy 2: "Yeah people like him really give me bicep cancer..."
by Hammer Of Doubt June 29, 2022
Get the bicep cancermug. Take the worst sound that you were ever unfortunate enough to hear and times that by a million typically it's audio typically a song or ear rape that makes you feel like you have a tumor in your ear
Jackass: *choose on his mic*
everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS
everyone else:omg kid stop with that audible cancer it's worse than AIDS
by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 February 21, 2018
Get the audible cancermug. Carbon Dioxide Builds Up In The Body, When You Never Exhale It Out Of The Body and Glucose Will Not Survive In The Body of Glucagon.
Austin: “Wussup Bro Are You Good Today?”
Cody: Uh No
Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.
Cody: Uh No
Austin: Why?
Cody: I Have Cancer Insulin In My Body
Austin: Oh No, You Are Going To Be Dead, I will Call Up The Ambulance And Help You Out.
by 21jay October 28, 2023
Get the Cancer Insulinmug.