Nuut Buuster

A man who busts entirely too many nuts or busts one gigantic nut at a given time.

"OMG! you busted one hell of a nut on my face"

"Ofcourse I did bitch, Ima NUUT BUUSTER!!!!!!!!"

by Anderson May 7, 2005

Baster

A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.

Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !

by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013

pug butter

The nasty blackish-brown goo that can be found inside a pug dog's nosefold. Has the unfortunate tendency to stain anything it comes into contact with.

Ugh! That pug rubbed his face on my jeans and smeared them with pug butter!

by yvonne likes cookies May 5, 2009

Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich

The act of placing peanut butter and jelly inside your ass. Then forcing someone to eat all of it out of your ass.

I call it a peanut butter jelly and asshole sandwich, but Tom here, would be calling it lunch.

Man 1: Hey dude, wanna go grab some lunch? Man 2: Naw bro I'm good. Your mom served me a hell of a Peanut Butter Jelly and Asshole Sandwich.

by Noushbag April 13, 2011

Busted unit

A busted unit is an extremely overweight individual that looks like they've been hit round the head with a brick. They can usually be found in the pub or the local fast food joint busting their unit even more.

"Ahh Gaz that Susan Boyle, she's a busted unit"

by original busted unit December 4, 2011

Cutting butter

The act of accidentally taking a short cut, when a longer route was planned.

By Charles' calculations it would take about 30 minutes to walk to the the local discotheque.

As he had time to kill he decided to take a long cut through a new neighborhood.

12 minutes later Charles saw the unmistakeable lights emanating from the disco and thought to himself 'man I wanted to take it slow, but all the time I was cutting butter'

by Eug_2000 June 12, 2013

busted cougar

A used up old slut on the hunt for sex with a younger man. They usually have several physical imperfections making it nearly impossible to guess their age.

Did you see that busted cougar that Pereira hooked up with last night.

by Bearcatim September 25, 2008