Covid-Breath

It's when you've been trying to sleep with solid-packed sinuses which necessitates you breathing through your mouth all night. After what seems like forever trying to survive all night long, propped up, breathing through your now dry-parched and sore mouth and throat, you get up with Covid-breath which is so bad it could strip the walls of wallpaper, stop a charging rhino in its tracks and back off a zombie in mid-stride. Covid-breath is soon relieved when your cold starts breaking up and you finally start hacking up egg-sized chunks of green phlegm.

"Ugh...I had to breath through my mouth all night..," you say to your spouse as she wakes up beside you.

"Ack!" she struggles to utter. "I can tell (hack, cough). Covid-breath! Back off you foul beast! Back off or I shall be forced to slay you!!!"

by Captain Loloch February 4, 2022

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens who sell Pokémon editions of a Gameboy Color.

Person 1: Have you ever sold a Pokémon edition of a Gameboy Color?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are now "The Breath Of Versailles"

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 11, 2025

The Breath Of Versailles

What I call homo-sapiens with abrasions.

Person 1: do you have an abrasion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good, you are now The Breath Of Versailles

by TheGravelOfASoler January 10, 2025

Hells dragon breath

You light her pubes of fire while simultaneously eating them , then she shits in your mouth and you blow the charred pubes and shit in her face.

Me and grace got experimental last night and tried hells dragon breath and it was amazing

by Bwealou May 27, 2021

Trump Breath

When a girl farts goes to the front and gets trapped in her vagina where it stays until it's qweefed and smelled.

Dude, that girl's snatch smelled like Trump Breath!

by dickwayne August 10, 2025

Charging For Breathing

Trying to get someone to be charged/blamed for something as natural as breathing.
(Made by me)

Person A: "I wanted to see the menu on that new café, and they were literally charging for breathing! I had to pay 6 dollars for only looking at the menu!"

by Naxiye [2] September 11, 2025

Bus Seat Breath

When you bus a guy in from out of town to suck his di k.

Can't believe that rich girl from the beach caught bus seat breath last weekend. That guy had no money he had to catch the greyhound

by Problem Peter February 22, 2025