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Not being aloud proper call of duty, or gaming time, because spending time with a girlfriend took up your night. Not to be confused with the term Cock Blocker.
by MasterBAMF January 7, 2011
Get the COD Blocked mug.A complete douche bag that will use you for sex, and only sex. He'll tell you he "loves you" and what not, make-out here and there; only to do this to get in your pants.
Don't trust a Blake.
Don't trust a Blake.
Girl: -calls bf- BLAKE!!!!
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
Blake: What now, baby?
Girl: I'm soo bored!
Blake: Come over to my house and we can keep each other company... If you know what I mean..
Girl: UGH! You sick perv! -hangs up-
by freakypooofuck January 7, 2009
Get the Blake mug.(noun) 1. A star
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
2. One with an affinity towards a) theatre and b) singing like a 40-year-old woman
3. The basis for the hit movie "40-year-old Virgin"
"Blake Beaver, you'll never be a dancer, or a singer!"
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
"Watch me momma, I'm gonna be a STAR!"
"You don't have what it takes!"
"I have a love... and her name is THEATRE."
by ImGonnaBeAStarMomma December 6, 2006
Get the Blake Beaver mug.Resulting condition: In which Kirk endeavored to learn Lt. Uhura’s first name and was defeated upon learning of her continuing relationship with Commander Spock.
Likewise;
Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.
All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.
In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.
Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
Likewise;
Commander Spock’s surprising kiss with Lt. Uhura on the transporter, leaving a flabbergasted Kirk to look on in surprise.
All definitions under stipulation of Star Trek, the 2009 film directed by JJ Abrams.
In normative terms: Receiving rejection from a girl because of a pre-existing relationship or partiality with/to another, completely expected guy.
Not to be confused with the term spock block, which denotes that Spock is the one being blocked and not Kirk.
{After having been turned down, a guy returns to his friends, all of which then watch another, much less 'qualified' male approach the woman, ready to laugh at his impending failure. When she leaves with him, all the friend's buddies have a laugh at his expense, calling out "Spock Blocked!" in mocking tones.}
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