I wish I could but I don’t want to

Phoebe Buffay said this in the show Friends

When you aren’t in the mood of doing something but you wanna be polite

For example : Can you help me doing my laundry?
I wish I could but I don’t want to

by Ross-a-tron January 19, 2021

No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

An alternate form of sayin that you (Or someone else) is joking.

Buddy 1 : I got so drunk last night, I took that broads v-card!

Buddy 2 : Your kidding me, you took her down?!

Buddy 1 : No, but you could imagine what it would be like though, right?

Buddy 2 : Oh you sly dog!

by SLK Creighton March 29, 2011

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 14, 2018

Dingle Berry But Lick

A person who licks a Piece of hard poop off another persons but hole

"Dude Shut up" Why dont you-you dingle berry but lick!

by Bryce Wright April 30, 2010

jk but not really

The cool phrase that only ill people say in a situation where you say something, then say your kidding, then say but not really. Usually people say just kidding and in their heads they think "but not really." In this case, you say it out loud. COOL RIGHT!? well if you dont get it then you should just fucking die cuntbag. kthnxbye!

Kate: What are you doing here, uh, how do you know where I live?
White: It's called the Freedom of Information Act, Kate. The hippies finally got something right. Haha. jk but not really.

A scene from the AMAZING movie Dodgeball

by chickenandbandanas March 28, 2007

lights are on but nobody is at home

It means you are stupid.

She is not a very bright girl, the lights are on but nobody is at home.

by dannetobbe October 21, 2015

well you say that but

The way to end a argument you know you have been beaten on.

The Rat-Bag might say 'Well you say that but'

by RatKing1925 June 5, 2016