by Ahhhhhhhthatsthespot April 21, 2020

Aye nigga do you see that flawless turtle?
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
Yeah! That's Austin Tripp him and Amanda buttfucked last night, she said it was the best she ever had.
by Austin Tripp May 13, 2014

normally has a small penis and doesn't get a lot of girls. can be seen usually at fast food places ordering half the fucking menu.also is very ugly but some how manages to go thru life thinking hes beautiful. doesn't last long in bed.( 3 seconds MAX)
by chin397 October 5, 2021

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

austin is amazing
by mushroom4ever November 13, 2020
