Jumpers at the Gate
Dude I have to cut this short. I've got jumpers at the gate and they ain't waiting for the 'go' sign.
Jumpers at the Gate by yankee01 May 20, 2010
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look at tvs
Often used when a loose female is going over to a mans house to do it to him. She tells others that she is going to look at tv's but actually is being loose.
Sheri-I'll be back later.
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning
Susan-Where are you going.
Sheri-I am going to go look at tvs
Susan-Ok I will see you in the morning
look at tvs by funnyone78654 June 2, 2011
Screaming at the Lizard
It relation to the Blumpkin where you are getting a blow job while shitting. However, in the case of Screaming at the Lizard you suddenly feel the urge to piss, voluntary or not, in the mouth of the girl/guy that is blowing you.
Dave: Dude, last night I was getting blumpkin from Judy.
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Joe: How'd it go?
Dave: Bad, it turned into a Screaming at the Lizard
Screaming at the Lizard by Gussgussv October 23, 2011
shopping at the versace store
shopping at the versace store by Fuckwithit1 October 14, 2013
chilling at the space ship
chilling at the space ship by Anderson Turis May 27, 2014
Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink
It's in between an Upper Decker (pooping in the tank) and Dropping The Kids Off At The Pool (pooping in the bowl). You just drop the lid and go to work. It's a much more direct way of saying "Fuck You" to someone you despise. The poop on the lid makes a very slippery surface; much like a skating rink.
I can't wait to go to that asshole's party tonight! I'm going to stay as late as possible then Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink so he/she has to skate the scat with a hangover tomorrow! What a douchebag!
Drop The Kids Off At The Skating Rink by Mr. Glisten January 28, 2015