torn a new asshole

To be dominated in such a way that there IS NO COMEBACK.

The corvette got torn a new asshole by <random european car>

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

assholez

The plural form of asshole when used in a derogatory sense.

Only for use when screaming at or about people.

Not to be confused with the PLURAL NOUN "Assholes"

Those ASSHOLEZ put mushrooms on my pizza !

by frunarb March 26, 2008

asshole mess

used to describe a mess that offends all of the senses.

Don't go in there, Mitch made an asshole mess of the place when he stinky scissored that bridesmaid.

by Dr. Zoni May 29, 2008

asshole poker

Ones fingers

You stick your asshole pokers in there and see if you can feel the bolts on the engine block...

by oakleytexas October 9, 2008

Asshole Fingers

The act of celebration when getting out of a shitty situation or leaving your friends behind to do a very lame task when you are getting out of it. Using your fingers as guns whilst giving your biggest, most terrible smile you can muster.

Oh my god dude?!?!?!? are they still stuck doing that shitty volunteer work? Roll down the windows when you drive by so I can give them the Asshole Fingers!

by Slokey August 7, 2009

assholectomy

A divorce, a break-up or other ending of a relationship.

A separation, removal or discarding of a needless annoyance.

I recently had an assholectomy, after all I was already born with an asshole, there was no need to have two.

No, Asshat and I are no longer together. I had an assholectomy.

by RagDoll Customs January 15, 2011

Asshole Spelunker

one whos is a suck ass; brown noser; the bosses bitch

Ernie is a real asshole spelunker, he is up Butch's ass at the drop of a hat.

by The Poor Boy February 8, 2012