Aaron Micheal

A terrible disease in witch you have the extreme urge to have anal, oral, nose, or ear sex with another male. Symtoms include having a shriviled, small penis, a limpy, puffy afro, and disturbing white-yellow sausey goo above/around your lips. The only cure is to kill yourself.

Guy 1: O-M-G he's such an Aaron Micheal.

Guy 2: He should just die!

Aaron Micheal by Anti-AM November 29, 2010

Aaron Arden 

A huge shit lord who is bad at this game. Also he will never make it, never make it, nevah make it.

Jamie: Hey, who is that guy who is just down right a baddy?

Hunter: Oh, that would be that dick Aaron Arden.

Aaron Arden by Smokedtoes October 21, 2013

aaron clark 

An asshole who went to High School at Amherst Central High School who bullies everyone and is fat

Dude that Aaron Clark guy is a fucking asshole!

aaron clark by Anonymous684032 December 17, 2019

Aaron Dare 

A dare that is done without hesitation no matter how harsh it might be, as long as there is at least 10 cents payment for the dare required.

Levi: "Hey man, I got an Aaron Dare for you... I will give you 20 cents if ya pull your dick out and shove it in that old ladys mouth! what ya say?"

Donald: "Deal!"

(26 seconds later Donalds Dick is in Granny Margrate's mouth.)

Aaron Dare by Leishler October 20, 2010

aaron squarepants

deuce or a new cracked out version of spongebob

aaron squarepants is such a deuce, and buckteeth... brady rox

aaron squarepants by windy gardiner November 27, 2007

aaron robinson 

A gay slutty male, who is always horny for men, he's skinny af. And he loves men, and men (somehow) wants him to do them. He can't get enough, even though, he has HIV! Aaron Robinson is dying!!!

Don't have *** with every man you meet! Or you'll turn into Aaron Robinson!

aaron robinson by 224292 June 16, 2017

Aaron's Life 

When Aaron goes on a date he cant kiss his girl because he is allergic to all kinds of make-up, including lipstick!

(Life)

Aaron's life in short

Aaron and Bess.
Bess trys to kiss Aaron.
Aaron: Are you wearing lipstick?
Bess: Of course!
Aaron: Oh, erm. I'm, allergic to make-up.
Bess: Then what can we do?
Aaron: Well we could..

Next school day...

Thomas: Why are you so red? You look a bit like how I did when I fuc...erm...NOTHING.
Aaron: Bess.
Thomas: You didn't!?.
Aaron: Yeah, I couldn't stop her so...
Dylan(BobHazUzi): Wazz up?
Thomas: well Aaron di... HEY WAIT, BESS IS MY...
Aaron: SHUTUP!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dylan: let me guess, Bess?
Thomas: Bess is a B****!!!!!!!!!!!:(
Dylan: Wait, you did Bess!?
Thomas: Uh, it was more like, er, rape...
Owen: Hey guys, whats up???
Aaron,Thomas and Dylan: Oh S***!!!

Aaron's Life by Aryo.7 November 15, 2010